Darts 2011/2012 - 2nd Half - Currans (away)

SUMMARY

Week 3 showed us just how bad we suck...I guess division 5 is our breaking point...because both times we were in division 4 we just keep getting whipped...and last night was no different...Curran's team looked like a well oiled machine at times...they banged out the tons and didn't miss many outs when they had a shot...actually it's kind of embarrassing losing 3-12....that breaks down like this...1-3 at 801, 1-7 at 501 and 1-2 at cricket...the only good thing was we only had 5 missed outs...oh yeah that's right we were barely ever down at an out shot to even have a chance...all I can say is our consistency is horrible...we don't know what shooters are showing up week to week...3 weeks into the season and we still have 3 shooters with 0 double outs...that's not good...everyone has to start contributing...and again this week we have 5 squats at cricket...and we had 5 C-rules...how f'n hard is it to hit the damn board???? no wonder we have a hard time winning...let's keep our heads up and try to get some consistency...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 17)
(0-1)	Johnny (0)	Jeff (0)
(2)	Matt (2 under 20)
(3)	Ed (1 C-rule, 1 miss in, 1 squat in cricket)
(4)	Jr (2 C-rules, 1 miss in, 1 squat in cricket)	Andy (2 under 20, 1 miss in, 1 squat in cricket)	Ted (2 C-rules, 2 squats in cricket)

Ed, Andy and Ted tie for prestigious Skippy Award...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 53.13)
(>=55)	Jeff (76.02)	Ed (69.16)
(45-54)	Jr (52.28)	John (47.01)	Ted (46.89)
(40-45)	Andy (41.39)
(<40)	Matt (37.96)

Nice averages for the 3nd week in a row...well for most people...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 65.85%)
(>=80%)	Jeff (100.00%)	Jr (80.95%)
(67-79%)	Ed (66.67%)
(51-67%)	Andy (56.25%)	John (52.63%)
(<=50%)	Matt (50.00%)	Ted (44.44%)

Not sure it has ever been done...but Jeff had 100% of his shots over a 40 (ie 21 rounds)...very impressive...

TONS (TEAM 11)
(>=3)	Jeff (5)
(1-2)	Ed (2)	Jr (2)	John (1)  Ted (1)
(0)	Andy (0)	Matt (0)	"NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

 

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 140)
(>100)	Jeff (140, 140, 140)	Ed (140)
(100)	John (100)	Jr (100)	Ted (100)
(75-99)	Andy (95)	Matt (81)
(<75)

We shot 4 140's...that's a lot of points...a shame it didn't help in the win column...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 40.20)
(>=50)	Jeff (52.50)
(40-49)	Ed (41.80)
(30-39)	Jr (38.00)	Ted (36.60)	Matt (33.80)	John (33.33)
(<30)	Andy (15.50)

 

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 3)
(0)	Ed	John	Jr	Jeff	Ted
(1)	Matt (6)
(>1)	Andy (2, 9)

 

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 57.14%)
(>=75%)	John (100.00% / 1-1)	Ted (100.00% / 1-1)	Ed (75.00% / 3-4)	Jeff (75.00% / 3-4)
(50-75%)
(1-49%)
(0%)	Jr (0.00% / 0-2)	Andy (0.00% / 0-2)

Matt was 0-0 at the ins...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 2 / 28.57%)
(>=1)	Jeff (2do / 0mo / 100.00%)
(1)
(0)	Ed (0do / 1mo)	John (0do / 1mo)	Andy (0do / 1mo)	Ted/Matt (0do / 1mo)

Jr didn't even have a shot at an out...in the past 2 weeks only 2 people have contributed to outs...we need everyone to contribute...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.59)
(>=2.50)	John (2.71)
(2.00-2.49)
(1.50-1.99)	Jeff (1.75)	Ed (1.71)	Andy (1.50)
(<1.50)	Jr (1.00)	Ted (0.83)

 

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 22.22%)
(>=50%)	John (57.14% / 4)
(30-49%)
(1-29%)	Ed (28.57% / 2)	Jeff (25.00% / 2)
(0%)	Jr (0.00%)	Andy (0.00%)	Ted (0.00%)

 

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 6)
(0)	John (0)
(0 except at Cork)	Jeff (1 at cork)
(1-2)	Ed (1)	Jr (1)	Andy (1)	Ted (2)
(>=3)

 

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 20.00%)
(>=67%)
(50-66%)
(26-49%)	Jeff (42.86%)	John (33.33%)	Andy (33.33%)
(>=25%)	Jr (14.29%)	Ed (0.00% / 0-5)	Ted (0.00% / 0-6)	Matt (0.00% / 0-5)

Not many wins by Ed, Ted, Matt and Jr for the 2nd week in a row...we need more people contributing...

TOTALS FOR WEEK #3
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Matt
	4	6	2	0	9	2	0
	3	3	3	0	1	3	1
	4	3	2	6	3	2	3
	2	1	5	7	0	6	5
POWER RANKINGS	3	10	-5	-20	16	-7	-12

 

YTD TOTALS
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Matt
	7	18	3	1	29	10	6
	8	12	17	1	5	9	6
	16	6	11	10	5	8	6
	8	3	7	14	0	13	13
POWER RANKINGS	-10	36	-2	-35	58	-5	-14

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Jr hits a ton...but our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Jeff starts the game with a 140...Andy chucks a 9...our 2nd loss...

801-3  --  Jr chucks a C-rule...Matt chucks a 6...our 3rd loss...

801-4  -- Jeff hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out...our 1st win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 1, 0, 4, 4, 1, 1, 1...Ted shoots 1, 0, 0, 2, 1, 1....our 4th loss...

501-1  --  Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...Jeff hits a 140...Johnny follows that up with a ton...but our 5th loss...

501-2  --  Jeff gets on...Jeff hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out...our 2nd win...

501-3  --  Ed hits a 86 on...Ed hits a 140...our 6th loss...

501-4 --  Jr and Andy miss the in...Ted gets in...Andy chucks a "2"...our 7th loss...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 0, 2...Johnny shoots 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5, 1...our 3rd win...

501-5  --  Ed, Jr and Andy miss the in...Ed gets in...Ed hits a ton...Jr follows that up with another ton...but still our 8th loss...

501-6  --  Jeff gets in...Jr chucks a C-rule...Ted chucks a C-rule...Jeff hits a 140...but our 9th loss...

501-7  --  Ed gets in...Matt chucks an 11...our 10th loss....

501-8  --  Jeff gets in...Ted hits a ton...our 11th loss...

Cricket-3  -- Jr shoots 0, 1, 2, 1....Andy shoots 2, 0, 2, 2...our 5th straight loss and our 12 loss of the night...we lose the night 3-12...

QUOTES

Quote of the night --> Ed --> Predict my death...August 13, 2016 (day after he pays his final child support payment)

Andy --> you want to win...put me in...with my 36 average...

Ed --> Matt's been up since 5:30...Jr --> I've been up for 5 days...

John --> on the bright side we are used to our guys losing first...

John --> Ed was better when he shot left side of board...EDITORIAL COMMENT --> Ed shot very well at '01...69.16 average and 3-4 at the ins...

Andy --> that's right patented 36 and a "W"...

Jeff --> Oh!!!  you are only losing by 310...

Ed --> I'll sit all night...my power rankings will go up....John --> they can't go down....

Ted --> If I suck in cricket I'll sit rest of the year....EDITORIAL COMMENT --> oh yeah he sucked...only a 0.83 average...

Andy --> how bout if you suck we comb your hair forward...his hair sticks out further than his dickey doo....

Andy --> I need a nanny....but it's not for thurs nights...

Andy --> Ed I agree with you that 7 is a cricket #....

Andy --> he got a pez shirt on...think he has candy under his hair...

Andy --> I could not be here and have same cricket average as Ted...

John --> we didn't lose because we shot bad...it was because Matt shot bad...

Andy --> Ed heard he don't have to shoot cricket with Ted...now he is an animal...

Matt -->> YESSSSS!!!! (when Andy hit a "2")...

Jeff had 3 missed triples on 20 (only 3 singles)...

Matt (to Andy) --> at least I didn't hit a 2...

Jr (re: Cricket) --> at least we get their best player....

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

talk about an ass kicking...they came out and shot well and didn't miss much...us on the other hand were handed our 2nd losing week in a row...and this week was pretty pathetic with only going 3-12....too many throws off the board, squat shots, etc, etc, etc are killing us...we have to do things to put us in a position to win games...that means hit solid number...three fatties (in the number you are aiming at) would be a good start...then hit the double ring....let's get back to basics...

next week we play Little Lit at home...let's try to get back to some winning ways...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (71.52); High Score - Matt/Jeff/Ed (140); Tons - Jeff (15 @ 24.19%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (96.77%); Double Ins - Jeff (10 @ 71.43%)/Ted (3 @ 75%); Double Outs - Jeff (9 @ 52.94%)...

Cricket Average - John (2.50); >=3-mark rounds - John (9 @ 52.94%); Overall win % - Jeff (71.43%); Fines (low) - Jeff (4)...

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Andy (39.26); Low Score - Andy (2); % of shots under 40 - Andy (48.28%); Missed Ins - Andy (3 @ 0.00%)/Matt  (1 @ 0.00%); Missed Outs - Matt (15 @ 100.00%)/Ted (11 @ 100.00%)/Andy  (3 @ 100.00%)/Ed (15 @ 93.75%)/Jr (9 @ 90.00%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.22); 0-mark rounds - Ted (7 @ 33.33%)/Andy (4 @ 33.33%)/Ed (7 @ 30.43%); Overall Losing % - Jr (85.00%); Fines (high) - Ted (13)...