Darts 2012/2013 - 2nd Half - Columbia Social Club (away)

SUMMARY

OK so week 2...we are away at Columbia Social Club...everyone showed up in their new shirts...Ed said it was a perfect photo op...but that didn't seem to happen...well the lucky shirts did their job as we won this week by a score of 8-7 ....that's puts our 2nd half record right at .500....we should be doing better than what these last two weeks show...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 24)
(0-1)
(2-3)	Andy (1 C-rule, 1 missed in)	Jeff (1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)	Ted (1 under 20, 1 missed in)	John (1 under 20, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)
(>3)
(5)	Ed (3 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 squat in cricket)	Jr (1 under 20, 2 C-rules, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)	Skippy (1 under 20, 2 C-rules, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)

3 people tied for the Skippy award with 5 fines each...Ed, Jr and Skippy...thanks for the donations boys...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 48.73)
(>=55)	Jeff (66.74)
(45-54)	Ted (54.34)	Jr (47.74)	John (47.52)
(40-45)	Andy (41.42)
(<40)	Ed (39.47)	Skippy (35.23)

Missed our team goal of a 50 average for the 2nd week in a row...and it's easy to see why...2 shooters with less than a 40 average...let me just say this...you guys stink...maybe a little less quizzo and a little more dart practice...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 61.42%)
(>=80%)	Jeff (86.36%)
(67-79%)	Ted (71.43%)
(51-67%)	Jr (63.64%)	Ed (56.25%)	John (52.63%)
(<=50%)	Andy (50.00%)	Skippy (30.77%)

congrats to Jeff for shooting over 80% for the 2nd week in a row...12 weeks of shooting and we still have 2 shooters with <=50% of their shots under a 40...and Skippy has 30% of his shots over a 40...that's embarrassing....

TONS (TEAM 9)
(>=3)	Jeff (4)
(1-2)	John (2)	Ted (2)	Jr (1)
(0)	Ed (0)	Andy (0) / Skippy (0)	"NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

Ed, Andy and Skippy weren't "in the mood" to chuck any triple digit scores....

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 123)
(>100)	Ted (123)
(100)	John (100)	Jr (100)	Jeff (100)
(75-99)	Ed (97)	Skippy (74)
(<75)	Andy (71)

good job Ted on the 123...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 31.56)
(>=50)	Jeff (56.50)
(40-49)	Ted (43.33)
(30-39)	Andy (37.33)	John (30.25)
(<30)	Jr (25.00)	Ed (21.00)	Skippy (19.00)

too many low averages for a game again...3 shooters with a game average under a 25...really????

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 2)
(0)	Jr	Jeff	Ted	Skippy
(1)	Ed	John
(>1)

2 shooters with single digit scores...

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 16mi / 33.33%)
(>=75%)
(50-75%)	Ed (2di / 1mi / 66.67%)	Skippy (2di / 1mi / 66.67%)	Andy (1di / 1mi / 50.00%)
(1-49%)	Jeff (1di / 3mi / 25.00%)
(0%)	John (0di / 2mi / 0.00%)	Jr (0di / 5mi / 0.00%)

double digit missed ins again...don't know why we struggle at the ins so much....annoying...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 7do / 6mo / 53.85%)
(>=2)	Jr (4do / 1mo / 80.00%)	John (2do / 0mo / 100.00%)
(1)	Ed (1do / 1mo / 50.00%)
(0)	Andy (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)	Jeff (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)	Ted (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)	Skip (0do / 1mo / 0.00%)

Jr great job banging out 4 double outs...Johnny way to go 2-2....otherwise only 1 missed out max for the other shooters...not too shabby...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.69)
(>=2.50)
(2.00-2.49)	Jeff (2.43)
(1.50-1.99)	Andy (1.71)	Jr (1.67)	Ed (1.60)
(<1.50)	John (1.40)	Skippy (1.33)

man we stink in cricket...i'll repeat my simple rule in cricket...if you can average over a 2.0 there is a good likelihood that you will start winning some cricket games...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 19.44%)
(>=50%)
(30-49%)	Jeff (42.86%)	Jr (33.33%)
(1-29%)	Ed (20.00%)	Skippy (16.67%)
(0%)	John (0.00%)	Andy (0.00%)

now we can see why the averages are so low...you have to start hitting some >=3-mark rounds....

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 8)
(0)	Andy
(0 except at Cork)
(1-2)	John (1)	Jeff (1)	Ed (2)	Jr (2) / Skippy (2)
(>=3)

8 squat shots...that will never help the cause...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 53.33%)
(>=67%)	Jeff (71.43%)
(50-66%)	Skippy (60.00%)	Jr (57.14%)	Ed (50.00%)	John (50.00%) / Ted (50.00%)
(26-49%)	Andy (40.00%)
(<=25%)

still can do better...

TOTALS FOR WEEK #2
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt
	0	1	2	1	6	2	1	0
	3	5	5	2	4	6	2	0
	6	4	3	4	2	0	3	0
	4	3	3	5	1	1	7	0
POWER RANKINGS	-11	-3	0	-10	12	8	-13	0

only 2 players in positive power rankings...you boys gotta start playing to your potential...b/c if this is your potential then we are in bbiiiiiiigggggg trouble...

2ND HALF YTD TOTALS
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt
	1	3	5	1	15	4	2	0
	10	11	7	2	7	14	5	0
	11	8	9	4	3	3	5	0
	4	4	5	5	1	1	14	0
POWER RANKINGS	-7	1	-2	-10	32	17	-24	0

 

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Ted hits a 123...Jr chucks a C-rule...Ed chucks an 11...3 missed outs and our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Jeff hits a ton...John takes the game out...our 1st win...

801-3  --  Ted hits a ton...Ted hits an 11...Jr takes the game out for our 2nd win...

801-4  -- Jeff starts the game with a ton...Johnny hits a ton...our 2nd loss...

Cricket-1  --  Jr shoots 2, 0, 3, 2, 3, 0...Skippy shoots 1, 1, 4, 0, 2, 0...we had a chance to win this b/c their team started real slow...but our boys decided to put it in reverse....our 3rd loss...

501-1  --  Jeff gets in...John hits a ton...Jeff hits a ton...John takes the game out...our 3rd win...

501-2  --  Jr misses the in...Ted gets in...Jr takes the game out for our 4th win...

501-3  --  Jeff, John, Andy, Jeff, John all miss the in...Andy gets in...our 4th loss...

501-4 --  Ed, Jr miss the in...Ted gets in...Jr hits a ton...Jr takes the game out...our 5th win...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 3, 0, 5, 1, 5, 2, 1...Andy shoots 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2...even with Andy we pull off the win...our 6th win...

501-5  --  Jr, Ted, Skip, Jr, Ted all miss the in...Skippy gets in...Skip chucks a C-rule...Jr hits a 13...Skippy hits a 13....our 5th loss...

501-6  --  Ed gets in...John hits a 9...Jeff hits a ton...Ed takes the game out...our 7th win...

501-7  --  Ted misses the in..>Ed gets in...Ed chucks a C-rule...Ed chucks a 13....our 6th loss...

501-8  --  Jr, Jeff miss the in...Skippy gets in....Jr hits a 19...Jr takes the game out...our 8th win...

Cricket-3  -- Ed shoots 5, 0, 2, 1, 0...Johnny shoots 1, 0, 2, 2, 2...our 7th loss....but we win the night 8-7...

QUOTES

Ed --> everyone is wearing their shirts ...we should take a team photo....

Ed --> oh that's Andy's dart case...

John --> practice ain't gonna help you skip...

John --> here comes the dollar parade...

Jr (to John and Jeff) --> both of you are retards...

Jeff --> I'll roll the dice all night...there isn't a 7 on them...

Ed (to Andy) --> why ain't she pregnant?  Andy --> the butt...

Andy (to Skippy) --> yeah squirrel...

Ed --> Ted has 20 year old buy she's committed...

Ed (re: Ted) --> they go on smoke breaks together...

Ed --> Ted just has to find a weakness ... Skippy --> chloroform...

Jeff (to Skip) --> aim at cork you might hit a double...

Andy (re: Skip) --> his new name is buckshot...

John (re: Skip) --> if you count all your scores it was like you played 3 games...

Skip --> stop making comments ... I'm "trying" to shoot...

Ed --> I saved my friends a dollar...

Ed --> don't ever play me again in cricket...

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

After 2 weeks in division 5 we climb back to .500....obviously we haven't shown our potential...great job by Jr hitting 4 outs...and Johnny hitting 2 outs....the rest of you i don't even know what to say....next week we play Red Rooster at home...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (68.27); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (9 @ 20.93%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (86.05%); Double Ins - Ed (4 @ 50.00%)/Jeff (4 @ 40.00%); Double Outs - Jr (4 @ 44.44%) ...

Cricket Average - Jeff (3.59); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (7 @ 63.64%); Overall win % - Jeff (64.29%); Fines (low) - Andy (2) / Ted (4)...

 

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Skippy (33.60); Low Score - Ed (6); % of shots under 40 - Skippy (66.67%); Missed Ins - Jr (7 @ 87.50%); Missed Outs - Jeff (6@ 85.71%) / Skippy (6@ 85.71%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.50)/Skippy (1.50); 0-mark rounds - Skippy (3 @ 25.00%) / Ed (3 @ 30.00%); Overall Losing % - Ed / Ted (61.54%); Fines (high) - Skippy (15)...