Darts 2013/2014 - 1st Half - Columbia Social Club #2 (away)

SUMMARY

week 4 and we are away at Columbia Social Club...Ted is away golfing so we call on Skippy...Skippy is in...then he's out....then he's in...then he's out...so we had to get Big Mike to be our "Skippy" for the night...we started out 1-6 but had a big 8 win stretch to win the night 9-6....holy crap I didn't see that coming...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 2)
(0-1)	John (1)	Andy (1)	Jeff (1)
(2)
(3-6)	Ed (1 under 20, 2 missed ins, 1 missed out)	Jr (1 under 20, 2 missed ins, 1 missed out, 1 squat in cricket)
(7)	Big Mike (3 under 20's, 6 C-rules, 2 missed ins, 1 missed out)

In a fill in role we have Big Mike as this week's winner of the "Prestigious Skippy Award" with 12 in fines...and thank god for our new rule as Ted will help out with the kitty....

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 50.09)
(>=55)	Jeff (78.70)	John (61.44)
(45-54)
(40-45)	Ed (43.76)	Jr (43.75)
(<40)	Andy (39.67)	Big Mike (33.19)

we made our goal of a 50 team average by shooting a 50.09 team average...but don't let that fool you...if you take away Jeff (78.70) and John (61.44) that average plunges to 40.09....no wonder we started out 1-6...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 60.63%)
(>=80%)	John (94.12%)	Jeff (85.71%)
(67-79%)
(51-67%)	Jr (58.33%)
(<=50%)	Andy (50.00%)	Ed (48.00%)	Big Mike (39.13%)

Jeff had over 80% of his shots over a 40 for the 4th week in a row...John had a very impressive 94.12% of his shots over a 40...that equates to only 1 shot all night less than a 40...then we have the rest of the bunch...3 "shooters" with <= 50.00% of their shots over a 40...if you break it down in order to get over a 40 you have to hit singles in your target with 2 darts...that don't seem very hard does it???

TONS (TEAM 9)
(>=3)	Jeff (6)
(1-2)	Ed (1)	John (1)	Andy (1)
(0)	Jr (0)	Big Mike (0)	"NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

we missed hitting double digit tons this week...we only had 9 team tons...and Jeff had 6 of them vs 3 combined for the remaining 5 shooters...gotta start banging out some tons...

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 180)
(>100)	Jeff (180, 152)	Ed (140)	John (133)	Andy (102)
(100)
(75-99)	Jr (85)
(<75)	Big Mike (74)

at least when the boys hit some tons they were high tons...Good job Ed (140) and John (133)....and that's right bitches...patch it up...took 4 weeks....let's see if I can bang out another 180 before this half is over...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 29.67)
(>=50)	John (52.00)
(40-49)	Jeff (49.67)
(30-39)	Ed (33.00)	Jr (30.00)
(<30)	Andy (29.00)	Big Mike (26.00)

some really low game averages there...

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 2)
(0)	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff
(1)
(>1)	Big Mike (2)

Big Mike shot a 1 and a 3....Andy busted on a 68...

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 11mi / 42.11%)
(>=75%)	Jeff (4di / 1mi / 80.00%)
(50-75%)	Ed (3di / 3mi / 50.00%)
(1-49%)	Big Mike (1di / 2mi / 33.33%)
(0%)	John (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)	Jr (0di / 3mi / 0.00%)	Andy (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)

after 2 weeks with single digit missed ins we hit double digit missed ins this week...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 7do / 20mo / 25.93%)
(>=2)	Jeff (3do / 2mo / 60.00%)
(1)	Ed (1do / 2mo / 33.33%)	John (1do / 5mo / 16.67%)	Jr (1do / 4mo / 20.00%)	Big Mike (1do / 3mo / 25.00%)
(0)	Andy (0do / 4mo / 0.00%)

5 out of 6 shooters with at least one out....but way too many missed outs....we have to start hitting the double ring....

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.97)
(>=2.50)
(2.00-2.49)	Jeff (2.43)	Andy (2.13)	John (2.00) / Big Mike (2.00)
(1.50-1.99)	Jr (1.78)	Ed (1.50)
(<1.50)

4 shooters with over a 2.0 average...and that equated to 2 cricket wins...much better job with the averages this week...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 28.21%)
(>=50%)
(30-49%)	Jeff (42.86%)	Andy (37.50%)	Jr (33.33%)
(1-29%)	Big Mike (25.00%)	John (14.29%)
(0%)	Ed (0.00%)

let's keep getting better...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 3)
(0)	Ed (0)	John (0)	Big Mike (0)
(0 except at Cork)	Andy (1 at cork)	Jeff (1 at cork)
(1-2)	Jr (1)
(>=3)

we went from 15 last week to only 3 this week...much better...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 60.00%)
(>=67%)	John (71.43%)	Andy (71.43%)	Jeff (71.43%)
(50-66%)	Jr (57.14%)
(26-49%)	Ed (42.86%)	Big Mike (42.86%)
(<=25%)

we started out very slow only winning 1 of the first 7 games...then we turned it on and won the last 8 games...

TOTALS FOR WEEK #4
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt/Big Mike
	3	8	1	4	9	0	0	1
	3	3	3	4	4	0	0	2
	5	1	7	0	0	0	0	3
	2	1	2	5	0	0	0	7
POWER RANKINGS	0	16	-6	2	22	0	0	-13

half our shooters in positive points...the "A" team...

1ST HALF YTD TOTALS
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt/Big Mike
	10	26	9	9	38	7	0	3
	19	17	8	10	12	11	0	4
	16	6	22	9	2	12	0	7
	7	3	13	11	0	7	0	12
POWER RANKINGS	9	57	-22	-3	86	-1	0	-21

 

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Big Mike chucks a C-rule...our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Andy chucks a 13...Jeff follows that up with a ton...Jeff hits another ton...2 missed outs and our 2nd loss...

501-1  --  Ed, Jr, Big Mike, Ed, Jr, Big Mike all miss the in...Ed gets in...Big Mike chucks an 11...our 3rd loss...

501-2  --  Jeff, John and Andy miss the in...Jeff gets a 93 in...John takes the game out for our 1st win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 2, 1, 2, 1...Big Mike shoots 3, 2, 2, 1...our 4th loss...

801-3  --  Andy hits a 102...Jeff follows that up with a ton...Johnny follows that up with a 133...Jeff bangs a patch worthy 180...Andy busts on a 68...3 missed outs later and we waste 4 nice tons for our 5th loss of the night...

501-3  --  Ed gets in...Big Mike chucks an 11...our 6th loss...

501-4 --  Jeff gets in...Jeff takes the game out for our 2nd win...

501-5  --  Ed gets in...Big Mike chucks a C-rule...Ed takes the game out for our 3rd win...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 1, 2, 5, 2, 4, 0, 3...Johnny shoots 5, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2...our 4th win...

801-4  -- Ed gets in...Big Mike chucks a "1" + 2 C-rules...Big Mike chucks another C-rule...Jur chucks a 13...Big Mike chucks a 3....Ed hits a 140...6 missed outs then finally Jr hits the out...our 5th win...

501-6  --  Jeff gets in...Jeff takes the game out...our 6th win...

501-7  --  Ed and Jr miss the in...Big Mike gets in...Big Mike takes the game out...our 7th win...

501-8  --  Jeff hits a 152 in...Jeff hits another ton...5 missed outs....Jeff finally takes the game out...that's right...you guessed it...another "Game of NoocH"....and our 8th win...

Cricket-3  -- Jr shoots 1, 3, 1, 2, 4, 0, 3, 1, 1...Andy shoots 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 2, 0...woohoo a 2nd cricket win...and our 8th win in a row and we finish the night 9-6...

QUOTES

John (to Ed) --> squirrel or shotgun...

John (to Big Mike) --> by the end of the night you'll be drunk or at the 20...Mike --> I'm drunk now...

Andy --> can't wait to disappoint you guys...

John --> thank god he don't drink as much as we do...

John --> I smell dollars and a loss...

Big Mike --> I gotta tell you ...I'm embarrassed to be on this team...

Big Mike --> told you should have went bowling...

Andy --> yeah Teddy dollar it up...

Jeff (to Andy) --> I don't know how the goofy sun shoots better than you...

John --> worst thing about tonight Teddy will think he's important...

Andy --> we call that a buck shot... Big Mike --> that was embarrassing...Andy --> that's why we are laughing...

John --> I shouldn't start drinking and doing shots at 5:15...

Jr --> I'm pretty good at math...but I'm pretty f'd up...

Andy --> Jr is actually trying this game...

Andy (to Big Mike re: Jr) --> that was 13x your score...

Andy --> as far as I'm concerned Matt was a good sub for me...

Big Mike --> this guy's shirt is killing me...

Ed --> I'm in the mood...finally...

Big Mike (re: Jr) --> weak link...

Andy --> who puts drops in their eyes before they shoot darts....

Big Mike --> nobody had faith in me at all...

NEW RULE --> if you miss a week you pay the fines for the person who had to sub for you...EDITORIAL NOTE --> so Andy that mean +5 for you...and Ted that means +12 for you...I like our new rule....

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

holy slow start batman...how the hell did we go 1-6 in the first 7 games...better question yet...how the hell did we win 8 games in a row...better question yet...how the hell did we lose when I shot a 180, John shot a 133, Andy shot a 102 and I shot another 100...I blame Andy...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (66.99); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (16 @ 19.51%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (87.80%); Double Ins - Jr (6 @ 54.55%)/Jeff (11 @ 52.38%); Double Outs - Jeff (12 @ 57.14%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (2.72); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (11 @ 45.83%); Overall win % - John/Jeff (75.00%); Fines (low) - Jeff (6)...

 

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Andy (43.44); Low Score - Ted/Ed (3); % of shots under 40 - Andy (49.06%); Missed Ins - Ed (11 @ 57.89%)/John (9 @ 90.00%); Missed Outs - Andy (11 @ 91.67%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.35); 0-mark rounds - Jr (7 @ 25.00@)/Ted (6 @ 31.58%); Overall Losing % - Ed/Jr (53.57%); Fines (high) - Jr (23)...