Darts 2015/2016 - 1st Half - Polonia #6 (away)

SUMMARY

It's our 4th week of the half...2 weeks away with winning records and 2 weeks at home with losing records...conclusion...we suck...but mostly at home...last night we played Polonia #6 and what a very sloppy night...we had our highest fine total for a night so far...this is how last night broke out...we won our first game...woohoo...then we lose 6 f'n games in a row...are you kidding me???  I guess we needed food because after we ate we went on a 7-1 tear...we had 4 of the 6 shooters contribute with an out...still some very low averages...but it was good to see us not give up after being down 1-6....gotta pick it up if we have any chance to make a playoff run...

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THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 26)
(0-1)	Jeff (0)
(2)
(3+)	Ed (2 under 20, 2 missed ins)	Hop (3 under 20, 1 C-rule)	Frank (5 under 20)	Ted (2 under 20, 1 C-rule, 2 missed ins, 1 squat)
(7)	Bob (2 under 20, 2 C-rule, 2 missed ins, 1 squat)

This week we collected 26 in fines...that is a high for the half...Jeff was fine free for the 2nd week in a row...can you say "Holy Under 20's batman"???...we had 14 total shots under a 20...that's not good at all....Bob was the winner of the "Prestigious Skippy Award Winner" with 7 in fines...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 46.84)
(>=55)	Jeff (75.18)
(45-54)
(40-45)	Ed (44.29)	Ted (43.56)	Bob (41.65)	Hop (41.14)
(<40)	Frank (35.20)

our team average continues on a downward spiral...we aren't even close to our goal of a 50 team average for the 2nd week in a row....1 shooter over a 75...and then 5 shooters under 45...that's not very good...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 57.25%)
(>=80%)	Jeff (86.96%)
(67-79%)
(51-67%)	Bob (58.33%)	Ted (54.17%)	Hop (52.17%)
(<=50%)	Ed (50.00%)	Frank (40.91%)

1 shooter over 80%...3 between 51-60%....and 2 under 50%....remember the golden rule...let's break this down...to get over a 40 you really only need to hit 2 fatties of what you are aiming at...doesn't seem all that hard...

TONS (TEAM 9)
(>=3)	Jeff (7)
(1-2)	Ed (1)	Ted (1)
(0)	Bob (0)	Hop (0)	Frank (0)

single digit team tons for the 3rd week in a row...Jeff went ton crazy with 7 tons...Ed and Ted had 1 ton each...Bob, Hop and Frank weren't "in the mood" to chuck a triple digit score...

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 140)
(>100)	Jeff (140, 140, 140, 134)	Ed (101)
(100)	Ted (100)
(75-99)	Frank (95)	Bob (83)	Hop (83)
(<75)

From 0 high tons last week to 5 this week...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 34.44)
(>=50)	Jeff (58.00)
(40-49)
(30-39)	Ted (31.33)
(<30)	Hop (25.67)	Bob (25.20)	Ed (24.33)	Frank (33.58)

only 1 shooter with a low game average in the 50's...the other 6 shooters were below 35...not much consistency going on ....

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 5)
(0)	Jeff	Ted	Hop
(1)	Ed (1)	Bob (1)
(>1)	Frank (2)

Bob shot a 9...Ed shot a 3...Frank shot a 3 twice....so in 4 shots at the board we had a combined 18 points scored...ouch....

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 7mi / 53.33%)
(>=75%)	Jeff (4di / 0mi / 100.00%)
(50-75%)	Ed (3di / 3mi / 50.00%)
(1-49%)	Ted (1di / 2mi / 33.33%)
(0%)	Bob (0di / 2mi / 0.00%)

only single digit missed ins for the 4th week in a row..Jeff went 4-4 at the ins...Ed, Ted and Bob went a combined 4-11...that was good enough for 2 rounds of fines...Hop and Frank didn't get a shot at an in...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 6do / 14mo / 30.00%)
(>=2)	Jeff (2do / 3mo / 40.00%)	Ted (2do / 3mo / 40.00%)
(1)	Bob (1do / 1mo / 50.00%)	Hop (1do / 2mo / 33.33%)
(0)	Ed (0do / 3mo / 0.00%)	Frank (0do / 2mo / 0.00%)

back to double digit missed outs...and that really killed us at the beginning of the night...we could have easily won more games if we hit our outs earlier...at least 4 people contributed to the outs...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.66)
(>=2.50)	Jeff (3.17)
(2.00-2.49)	Ted (2.20)
(1.50-1.99)
(<1.50)	Ed (1.44)	Hop (1.33)	Frank (1.00)	Bob (0.75)

we missed out team goal of a 2.0 average for the 4th week in a row.......we had 1 shooter over 3.0...1 shooter above a 2.0 and 4 shooters below a 1.5....some how we snuck 2 wins out of it...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 21.62%)
(>=50%)	Jeff (66.67%)
(30-49%)	Ted (40.00%)
(1-29%)	Ed (11.11%)	Hop (11.11%)
(0%)	Frank (0.00%)	Bob (0.00%)

1 shooter over 66%...1 at 40%....then 4 below 12% which broke out this way...Ed, Hop Frank and Bob went a combined 26 rounds with only 2 >= 3-mark round...gotta hit what you are aiming at...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 7)
(0)	Jeff (0)
(0 except 1 at cork)	Frank (1 at cork)	Hop (1 at cork)
(1-2)	Bob (1)	Ted (1)
(>=3)	Ed (3 at cork)

way too many squat shots again...only 2 of them were fineable...5 misses at cork...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 53.33%)
(>=67%)
(50-66%)	Ed (57.14%)	Jeff (57.14%)	Ted (57.14%)	Hop (57.14%)
(26-49%)	Bob (42.86%)	Frank (42.86%)
(<=25%)

2 people under a 50% win rate...at least we won games at the end of the night...

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TOTALS FOR WEEK #4
	Ed	John	Bob	Frank	Jeff	Ted	Hop	Matt	Marty
	1	0	0	0	12	2	1	0	0
	3	0	1	1	1	5	3	0	0
	4	0	6	3	0	6	5	0	0
	5	0	6	8	0	0	3	0	0
POWER RANKINGS	-9	0	-17	-18	25	3	-6	0	0

Jeff almost does a clean sweep on +2's...only win % killed him...a lot of people in some serious negatives...gotta focus on the little things and you'll see improvement...

2ND HALF YTD
	Ed	John	Bob	Frank	Jeff	Ted	Hop	Matt	Marty
	6	8	5	3	38	13	4	0	2
	22	14	3	5	10	18	7	0	3
	13	2	16	12	4	15	14	0	11
	11	2	23	18	0	4	12	0	4
POWER RANKINGS	-1	24	-49	-37	82	21	-23	0	-12

after 4 weeks we have 3 shooters in positive rankings...another one moved into negative this week for 5 total in negative...

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GAMES RECAP

801-1 -- Ted chucks a 13...Ted takes the game out for our 1st win...

801-2 -- Jeff hits a ton...Jeff hits a 140...4 missed outs and our 1st loss...

501-1 -- Ed, Ted, Bob all miss the in...Ed gets in....2 missed outs and our 2nd loss....

501-2 -- Jeff gets in...Frank chucks a 17...our 3rd loss....

Cricket-1 -- Frank shoots 1, 1, 2, 0 .... Bob shoots 1, 1, 0, 1....our 4th loss...

801-3 -- Jeff starts the game with a 134...Ed chucks a 3...Jeff hits back to back 140 then 100...2 missed outs and our 5th loss...

501-3 -- Ed gets in..Ted chcuks a 16...our 6th straight loss...

501-4 -- Jeff gets in...Frank chucks a 15...Jeff hits a 140...3 missed outs then Hop takes the game out for our 2nd win...

501-5 -- Ed, Ted and Bob all miss the in...Ed gets in...Ed chucks a 19...Ted hits a ton...Bob chucks a C-rule...Ed hits a 101...3 missed outs then Ted takes the game out for our 3rd win...

Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 5, 5, 3, 1, 3, 2... Ted shoots 2, 0, 5, 3, 1 ... our 4th win...

801-4 -- Hop starts the game with an 11...Bob chucks a 9...Frank chucks a 3...Bob chucks a 17...Hop follows that up with an 18....you guessed it our 7th loss..

501-6 -- Jeff gets in with a 92...Hop follows that up with a 15...Jeff hits a ton...Jeff takes the game our for a "Game of NoocH"...and our 5th win...

501-7 -- Ed misses the in...Ted gets in...Bob takes the game out for his first out of the year...congrats....and our 6th win...

501-8 -- Jeff gets in with a 92...Frank chucks a 17...Jeff takes an 86 out....our 7th win...

Cricket-3 -- Ed shoots 2, 6, 1, 1, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0 ... Hop shoots 1, 2, 2, 3, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1 ...our 8th win...and we pull out a miraculous turn around from 1-6 to 8-7....

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THE QUOTES

Ed --> Team Stereo...Bob --> I don't see closed captioning...

Ted (to Bob) --> nice miss...

Ted --> I got the high and the low...Ed --> showing your range...

Ted --> I got dart elbow ... Jeff --> dartitus....

Ed (to Ted) --> you suck...

Ed --> team sac to the floor....thats with an emphasis on the "A"...

Jeff --> Ed take it out...you are string down a "Game of Douche"...

Jeff (to Ted) --> only thing funny is you are leading in Skippy Award....

Jeff (to Ed) --> I can walk in cold to bowling and at least beat girls...

Ed (to Jeff) --> gotta poke the bear...

Ed --> gotta start an after 10:00 league...

Jeff --> gotta know your players....

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CONCLUSION

we get away from the home bar...we must have brought that stank with us...we start the night out 1-6....looking like it was going to be a real rough night...then all of a sudden we turn it around...we go 7-1 to finish out the night...way to stay focused and not give up in the face of adversity...at least we had a winning week (the hard way)...gotta hit our outs...gotta hit the fatties of what we are aiming at...doing a lot of the little things right will add up...next week is the half way point of the first half...we have to find a way to get some wins to sneak into 4th place....next week we play Fibber McGees away...come ready to play...we should have a guest appearance from Johnny so maybe that will help give us a spark...

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YTD LEADERS

Average - Jeff (64.96); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (18 @ 19.57%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (83.70%); Double Ins - Jeff (15 @ 93.75%)%) / Hop (1 @ 100.00%); Double Outs - Jeff (9 @ 52.94%)

Cricket Average - Jeff (2.95); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (10 @ 47.62%) / Ted (10 @ 38.46%); Overall Win % - John (50.00%) / Bob (50.00%) / Jeff (50.00%); Fines (low) - Jeff (2)

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is to put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER LEADERS

Low Average - Frank (37.76); Low Score - Frank (3) / Ed (3); % of shots under 40 - Frank (56.00%) / Bob (53.95%); Missed Ins - John (3 @ 75.00%); Missed Outs - Frank (6 @ 100.00%) / Ed (14 @ 82.35%)

Low Cricket Average - Bob (0.88); 0-Mark Rounds - Frank (7 @ 29.17%) / Bob (6 @ 35.29%); Overall Losing % - Hop (60.00%) / Marty (70.00%); Fines (high) - Bob (20)