SUMMARY
Our second winning week in a row...the other team only had 4 shooters total...but being the nice team that we are we let them just shoot anyone...at least we won the night 9-6...but we didn't do real well in the simple things...we only had a 49.90 team average...10 missed ins and 19 missed outs...sooner or later everyone on the team will learn to hit the damn doubles...we only had a 1.84 team cricket average....we had 8 0-mark rounds...and 16 in fines...not exactly a great showing...
THE LOW LIGHTS
"dolla bills" went from 7 last week to 16 this week...and for the first time this half Ted has captured the prestigious "Skippy Award"...Ted (2 under 20's, 2 missed ins, 1 missed out and 2 squats in cricket) had 7 in fines...hey that the same as the total amount of fines our whole team had last week...at least we appreciate you padding the kitty...Andy (1 under 20 and 2 missed ins) had 3 in fines....Jr (1 under 20 and 1 missed in) and Matt (1 missed in and 1 missed out) both had 2 in fines...Ed had 1 fine for missed out...Johnny had 1 fine for squat in cricket...and Jeff was fine free...
this week we just missed our goal of a 50 team average...we only had a 49.90 average...Ed had the lowest average of the night with a 40.50...Andy rounds out the under 45 club with a 41.98...
as team we shot 36.92% of our shots under a 40...if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Ed shot 55.56% of his shots under a 40...Andy shot 50.00% of his shots under a 40...Jr (41.18%), Matt (40.00%) and John (35.29%) all shot more than 30% of their shots under a 40...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...the following are their low game average of the night...Ed (27.25), Andy (29.67), Jr (36.67), Matt (39.20), Ted (39.25) and Johnny (39.50)...
For the 3rd week in a row we didn't have anyone shoot in the single digits...
this week we had 10 missed ins...Jr, Andy and Ted each had 2 missed ins...Ed, Johnny, Jeff and Matt each had 1 missed in...
we had 19 missed outs this week...Ed and Matt had 5 missed outs each...Ted had 3 missed outs...Johnny and Jr had 2 missed outs each...Andy and Jeff each had 1 missed out...
The following shooters shot less than a 2.0 average in cricket...Jr (1.17), Johnny (1.25), Ted (1.25) and Andy (1.60)...
John, Jr, Andy and Ted each had 2 0-mark cricket rounds...
Matt only had a 20% win rate...Andy and Ted each had a 33.33% win rate...
THE HIGH LIGHTS
this week we only had a 49.90 team average...Jeff had the high average of the night with a 68.58...Jr (49.93), Matt (48.67), Ted (48.64) and John (47.23) round out the over 45 club...
let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40.....Jeff (86.36% or 3 shots) and Ted (72.22% or 5 shots) were the shooters to shoot over 70% of their shots over a 40...Ted just missed with 69.57%....the following shooters averaged over a 40 each game....the following is their low game average...Jeff (57.33)...c'mon my low average is higher than everyone else's regular average...let's pick it up boys...
this week we had 8 team tons...Jeff led the way with 4 tons...Jr, Andy, Ted and Matt each had 1 ton...Ed and Johnny weren't "in the mood" to chuck triple digit shots...
Jeff had the high score of the night with two 140's...Jeff also shot a 112 (patented on)...Jr shot a 101...
Jeff had 3 double ins (3 @ 75%)...Ted had 2 double ins...Ed, Jr and Matt had 1 double in each...
Jeff led the way with 4 double outs...Johnny had 3 double outs...and nobody else can been seen for miles on this list...yo guys...let's do this...hit the doubles for a change...
Jeff (3.20) and Ed (2.38) were the only shooters with over a 2.0 cricket average...
Jeff led the way with 3 >=3-mark rounds (60%)...Ed and Andy each had 2 >=3-mark rounds...Johnny, Jr and Ted each had 1 >=3-mark round...
John (6-0) and Jeff (7-0) led the way with a 100% win rate...Ed had a 66.67% win rate...
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Jeff hits a 140 and 100...Johnny takes the game out for our 1st win...
801-2 -- Ted shoots an 18 and 13 to help pad the kitty...but our 1st loss...
801-3 -- Matt shoots a 19...our 2nd loss...
801-4 -- Jeff shoots a 140...Jr shoots an 18...Jeff takes the game out for our 2nd win...
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 2, 2, 1, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1....Ted shoots 1, 2, 0, 1, 0, 3, 1, 2...good enough for our 3rd win...
501-1 -- Johnny misses the in...Jr gets in...Andy shoots a ton...Johnny takes the game out for our 4th win...
501-2 -- Jeff and Ed miss the in...Matt gets on...Andy shoots a ton...Jeff takes the game out for our 5th win...
501-3 -- Jr, Ted, Andy, Jr all miss the in...Ted gets in...our 3rd loss...
501-4 -- Jeff hits a patented 112 on...Johnny takes the game out for our 6th win...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 2, 7, 3, 3, 1...Johnny shoots 2, 3, 0, 0...our 7th win...
501-5 -- Ted, Andy and Matt miss the in...Ted get in...our 4th loss...
501-6 -- Ed gets in...8 missed outs...our 5th loss...
501-7 -- Jeff hits a 97 on...Jr shoots a 101...Jeff takes the game out for our 8th win...
501-8 -- Jeff gets in...Ted hits a ton...Andy hits a 17...Jeff takes the game out for our 9th win...
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 3, 1, 2, 1, 0, 0...Andy shoots 3, 1, 0, 4, 0...our 6th loss...and we finish the night 9-6...
QUOTES
Quote of the night --> Andy --> I don't like that new Jr...with all the hair...and concentrated throws...
Ed (to Jeff) --> Roll the dice to get out of the responsibilities...Jeff --> the only responsible thing I can do is put my number in every other game...
Jr takes out his Fonzie comb...
Jeff --> Jr can't see past his hair...John --> Ted is tripping over his bangs...
John (to Ted) --> way to go buck shot...
Andy --> 40 is our high...we'll take that...
Matt (to Ed) --> it's all you...it's too high for me...
John --> it's going to be 30 minutes before we shoot....Jeff has to find his di*k in the bathroom...
John --> Jeff got his patch when he busted...
Andy --> ughlagalagug
Andy (to Ed) --> you almost got another number closed shooting at 20...
John (re: Ted) --> the tallest midget...
Andy --> he hit the butt...
Jr (to Jeff) --> don't you fist pump me you pu$$y...
Andy --> I didn't miss cork...so I couldn't count my misses...
Ed --> so that was a fluke...
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
good week...we didn't have great stats...but fortunately we won the week...next week we play away at Tom's Sportsman...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (68.72); High Score - Jeff/Ted (140) and John (133); Tons - Jeff (16 @ 25.00%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (84.38%); Double Ins - Jeff (7 @ 50.00%)/Ed (5 @ 62.50%); Double Outs - Jeff (9 @ 52.94%)/John (4 @ 57.14%)...
Cricket Average - Jeff (3.23); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (12 @ 57.14%); Overall win % - John (85.71%); Fines (low) - Jeff/Johnny (3)
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Ed (44.19); Low Score - Ed/Jr/Ted/Matt (10); Under 9's - N/A (0); % of shots under 40 - Jr (42.86%); Missed Ins - Jeff (7 @ 50.00%)/John (3 @ 75.00%); Missed Outs - Ed (17 @ 80.95%)/Ted (15 @ 88.24%)/Andy (10 @ 100.00%)...
Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.08); 0-mark rounds - Ted (6 @ 33.33%)/Andy (4 @ 36.36%); Overall Losing % - Andy (76.92%); Fines (high) - Ted (16)...
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