SUMMARY
Week 8 we come in with back to back wins...can we go for the three-pete??? after the first 12 games we are up 7-5...so we have to win one of our last 3 games to have a winning night...and what do we do??? that's right crap the bed again...way too many missed outs again...we wind up losing the night 7-8....but I guess if we look on the bright side it's much better than the 3-12 ass whipping we took last time we played...
THE STATS
| FINES (TEAM 19) | ||||
(0-1) |
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(2) |
Ed (1 under 20, 1 missed out) | Jr (1 missed out, 1 squat in cricket) | Jeff (1 missed in, 1 missed out) | |
(3-5) |
Matt (1 under 20, 1 missed in, 1 missed out) | Ted (2 under 20, 1 missed out, 1 squat in cricket) | ||
(6) |
John (3 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in, 1 missed out) | |||
An unexpected turn of events and Johnny snags the prestigious Skippy award with 6 in fines...
| '01 AVERAGE (TEAM 48.81) | |||
|
(>=55) |
Jeff (72.34) | ||
|
(45-54) |
Jr (50.07) | ||
|
(40-45) |
Ed (44.14) | John (43.79) | Ted (42.64) |
|
(<40) |
Matt (39.90) | ||
4 shooters under a 45 average...not very good shooting boys...
| % OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 61.79%) | ||||
|
(>=80%) |
Jeff (80.00%) | |||
|
(67-79%) |
Jr (68.18%) | |||
|
(51-67%) |
Ed (65.22%) | John (63.16%) | ||
|
(<=50%) |
Ted (47.62%) | Matt (44.44%) | ||
for the 2nd week in a row 2 shooters with less than 50% of their shots under 40??? how the hell are we in division 4???
| TONS (TEAM 9) | |||
|
(>=3) |
Jeff (6) | ||
|
(1-2) |
Jr (2) | Ted (1) | |
|
(0) |
Ed | John, Matt | "NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES" |
Three shooters "not in the mood"....well maybe I'll be "not in the mood" to play you idiots in the playoffs...haha...
| HIGH SCORE (TEAM 140) | ||||
|
(>100) |
Jeff (140, 140, 112) | |||
|
(100) |
Jr (100) | Ted (100) | ||
|
(75-99) |
John (83) | Ed (81) | Matt (75) | |
|
(<75) |
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| LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 35.69) | ||||
|
(>=50) |
Jeff (53.33) | |||
|
(40-49) |
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|
(30-39) |
Ed (35.40) | Matt (33.80) | John (33.33) | |
|
(<30) |
Jr (27.25) | Ted (24.00) | ||
Are you stew bums embarrassed that my low game average is higher than all your averages for the night...pick up the pace you drunken slackers...
| SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 2) | |||||
|
(0) |
Ed | John | Jr | Jeff | Ted |
|
(1) |
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|
(>1) |
Matt (3, 9) | ||||
| DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 7mi / 53.33%) | ||||
|
(>=75%) |
Ted (1di / 0mi /100.00%) | |||
|
(50-75%) |
Jeff (3di / 2mi / 60.00%) | Ed (2di / 2mi / 50.00%) | John (1di /1mi / 50.00%) | Jr (1di / 1mi /50.00%) |
|
(1-49%) |
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|
(0%) |
Matt (0di / 1mi / 0.00%) | |||
| DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 5do / 25mo / 16.67%) | ||||
|
(>=2) |
John (2do / 5mo / 28.57%) | |||
|
(1) |
Ed (1do / 3mo / 25.00%) | Jr (1do / 3mo / 25.00%) | Matt (1do/5mo/16.67%) | |
|
(0) |
Jeff (0do / 5mo / 0.00%) | Ted (0do / 4mo /0.00%) | ||
Holy can't hit a double batman....25 missed outs...horrible...two shooters with 0 do and 9 mo combined....we stink...cost us a lot of games...
| CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 2.02) | |||
|
(>=2.50) |
Jeff (3.75) | ||
|
(2.00-2.49) |
Ed (2.25) | John (2.00) | |
|
(1.50-1.99) |
Matt (1.88) | ||
|
(<1.50) |
Ted (1.25) | Jr (1.00) | |
Another week with 2 shooters under a 1.50 cricket average...not good...but on the bright side we had 3 shooters over a 2.0 cricket average...
| >=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 25.00%) | |||
|
(>=50%) |
Jeff (75.00% / 3) | ||
|
(30-49%) |
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|
(1-29%) |
Ed (25.00% / 2) | John (25.00% / 1) | Ted (25.00% / 1) Matt (12.50% / 1) |
|
(0%) |
Jr (0.00%) | ||
| 0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 6) | ||||
|
(0) |
John (0) | Jeff (0) | ||
|
(0 except at Cork) |
Ed (1 at cork) | Matt (1 at cork) | ||
|
(1-2) |
Jr (1) | Ted (1) | ||
|
(>=3) |
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| WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 46.67%) | ||||
|
(>=67%) |
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|
(50-66%) |
John (57.14%) | Jeff (57.14%) | Matt (57.14%) | |
|
(26-49%) |
Ed (42.86%) | Jr (28.57%) | Ted (28.57%) | |
|
(>=25%) |
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| TOTALS FOR WEEK #6 | |||||||
| Ed | John | Jr | Andy | Jeff | Ted | Matt | |
|
|
1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
|
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5 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
|
|
6 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 |
|
|
1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| POWER RANKINGS | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 19 | -7 | -12 |
| YTD TOTALS | |||||||
| Ed | John | Jr | Andy | Jeff | Ted | Matt | |
|
|
21 | 41 | 14 | 6 | 75 | 23 | 14 |
|
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27 | 31 | 38 | 11 | 19 | 24 | 13 |
|
|
36 | 22 | 29 | 15 | 6 | 26 | 22 |
|
|
20 | 9 | 22 | 20 | 4 | 27 | 33 |
| POWER RANKINGS | -7 | 73 | -7 | -32 | 155 | -10 | -47 |
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Ted hits a ton...6 missed outs...Jr takes the game out for our 1st win...
801-2 -- John hits a 14 and 2 bucks...John hits an 18...Jeff hits a ton...Matt hits a 3....our 1st loss...
801-3 -- Ed hits an 11...our 2nd loss...
801-4 -- Jeff starts the game with a 95...Jeff hits back to back tons...Matt takes the game out for our 2nd win...
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 2, 4, 2, 2, 5, 2, 0, 1...Matt shoots 5, 2, 2, 1, 2, 0, 1, 2....our 3rd win...
501-1 -- Jeff, John, Matt all miss the in...Jeff gets in...oh yeah by the way the other team whips up in 5 rounds...ouch...our 3rd loss...
501-2 -- Ed gets in...Ted hits an 11....our 4th loss...
501-3 -- Jeff gets in...Johnny follows that up with a 13...Jeff hits a 140 to set Johnny up with a double 3 out which Johnny nails for our 4th win...
501-4 -- Ed gets in...Jr follows that up with a 92...Ted follows that up with a 15...Jr hits a ton....but our 5th loss....
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 5, 4, 4, 2...Johnny shoots 3, 2, 2, 1...our 5th win...
501-5 -- Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Jr hits a ton...Jr takes the game out...the game of Jr...our 6th win...
501-6 -- Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...5 missed outs then Johnny finally takes the game out for our 7th win...we need to win one of the last three games to win the night...let's see how that goes...
501-7 -- Ed and Jr miss the in...Ted gets in...our 6th loss...
501-8 -- Jeff hits his patented 112 on...Jeff hits a 140...looks like we're in good shape....BUT...holy f'n missing the double ring batman...9 missed outs and we drop a game we should have won...our 7th loss....so we leave it up to Jr and Ted to win the night...I bet you all can guess how this will fare....
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 1, 0, 1, 2....Ted shoots 3, 0, 1, 1...two squats don't help our cause and it's our 8th loss...and we lose the night 7-8...
QUOTES
Quote of the night --> Jeff (to John) --> you are in the lead for Skippy award...John --> Ed already played cricket so I might be in trouble...
Ed --> first round is not a dollar that's good for me...
Jr --> it's always good to eat before you lose...
Jeff --> team Valley Forge to the board...
Other team wins 1st 501 game in 5 rounds...ouch....
John (to Jeff) --> that's unacceptable if anyone is going to waste darts it's going to be me...EDITORIAL NOTE: John hits a 13 his next round....
Jr --> I only owe one...for a missed out...and we won that game...
Matt --> I'm so happy not to be over there...
Jr (after his double in, ton, double out...you know "Nooch style") --> that's a Gordie Howe...
John (to Ted) --> if you owe a dollar this game I'm going left side...
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
missed outs were the theme again this week....can't win games when you have 25 missed outs for the night...we only have 2 weeks left...if we expect to win any playoff games we are going to start having to hit the double ring...after 18 weeks plus 2 playoff weeks we still have 4 out of 6 shooters with under a 45 average...really??? not very good....back to basics....learn to hit some fatties....worst part is we had a strangle hold on winning this week...with 3 games left we only needed to win 1 game to win the night...what do we do....that's right lose all 3 of them...we lose the night 7-8....
Next week we play Little Lit away...last time we played them at their place we got whipped and I think their board is way off...but Johnny wasn't there...hopefully he shoots better than he did this week...look on the bright side kid...in 2 weeks it might be the last time you have to shoot at the bar...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (68.70); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (35 @ 21.08%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (91.57%); Double Ins - Jeff (21 @ 56.76%); Double Outs - Jeff (13 @ 36.11%)...with 2 weeks left we have a race for double outs...Jeff has been crapping the bed the past couple weeks...Johnny is within 1 double out...I'll have to pick up the pace...I can't lose the out race for in both halves...
Cricket Average - Jeff (2.69); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (21 @ 46.67%); Overall win % - John (62.96%); Fines (low) - Jeff (8)...
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Matt (43.52); Low Score - Andy (2); % of shots under 40 - Matt (47.06%); Missed Ins - Andy (5 @ 83.33%); Missed Outs - Andy (8 @ 100.00%)/Matt (30 @ 90.91%)/Ted (31 @ 88.57%)/Ed (34 @ 82.93%)/Jr (28 @ 82.35%)...
Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.24); 0-mark rounds - Ted (13 @ 30.23%); Overall Losing % - Matt (62.79%); Fines (high) - Ted (35)...with 2 weeks left we have back and forth battle for the overall Skippy award winner between Ted (35) and Jr (34)....Ed is right in the mix (30)...
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