Darts 2011/2012 - 2nd Half - Hammerheads (home)

SUMMARY

Week 7 and we are coming off a big week last week...so the big question is can we finally win back to back weeks in division 4...well the beginning of the night looked like it was going to be a no brainer...we jumped out to a quick 3-1 lead...but by the end of the 4th 501 game we were down 4-5...by the 6th 501 game we were down 5-7....so the only way to win the night was to win the last 3 games...we win the next two 501 games which ties up up 7-7...leaving it once again to the cricket duo of drunk and drunker (ie Andy and Jr)...3 squat shots but 8 >=3-mark rounds was just enough to squeak out the win...so we win the night 8-7...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 20)
(0-1)	John (1 under 20)	Ted (1 missed in)
(2)	Jeff (2 missed ins)
(3-5)	Ed (2 under 20, 1 missed in)	Jr (1 missed in, 2 squat in cricket)	Andy (1 under 20, 2 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)
(6)	Matt (2 under 20, 2 missed in, 2 squat in cricket)

Matt snags the prestigious Skippy award with 6 in fines...at least we didn't have any C-rules this week...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 49.87)
(>=55)	Jeff (65.14)	Ted (57.26)	Jr (54.44)
(45-54)	Andy (47.88)	John (46.63)
(40-45)
(<40)	Ed (36.43)	Matt (31.85)

Once again 2 shooters with under a 40 average...not very good...both of you can take jobs in Valley Forge if this keeps up...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 65.57%)
(>=80%)	Jeff (90.48%)
(67-79%)	Ted (77.27%)	Jr (68.18%)	Andy (66.67%)
(51-67%)	John (64.71%)
(<=50%)	Matt (41.67%)	Ed (31.25%)

2 shooters with less than 50% of their shots under 40???  Do you both want 1 way tickets to Valley Forge...to put it in perspective Ed had 11 of 16 shots under a 40 tonight...over the past 7 weeks I've had 10 shots under a 40...

TONS (TEAM 9)
(>=3)	Jeff (3)
(1-2)	Ted (2)	Ed (1)	John (1), Jr (1), Andy (1)
(0)	Matt (0)		"NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

 

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 140)
(>100)	Jeff (140)	Ted (140)
(100)	Ed (100)	John (100)	Jr (100)	Andy (100)
(75-99)
(<75)	Matt (58)

 

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 35.69)
(>=50)
(40-49)	Ted (43.00)	Jeff (41.00)	Andy (40.50)
(30-39)	John (39.67)	Jr (39.67)
(<30)	Ed (28.67)	Matt (24.00)

 

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 3)
(0)	Ed	John	Jr	Jeff	Ted
(1)	Andy (6)
(>1)	Matt (7, 8)

 

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 13mi / 38.10%)
(>=75%)	Jr (75.00% / 3-4)
(50-75%)	Jeff (50.00% / 3-6)
(1-49%)	Matt (33.33% / 1-3)	Ed (20.00% / 1-5)
(0%)	Andy (0.00% / 0-2)	Ted (0.00% / 0-1)

2 games killed us ...we had 4 missed ins and 7 missed in...so 11 of our 13 missed ins were in 2 games...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 6do / 17mo / 26.09%)
(>=2)	Jeff (2do / 1mo / 66.67%)
(1)	Ed (1do / 2mo / 33.33%)	Ted (1do / 2mo /33.33%)	Jr (1do / 3mo / 25.00%)	John (1do/4mo/20%)
(0)	Andy (0do / 2mo)	Matt (0do / 3mo)

We have to stop having double digit missed outs (and ins)...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.90)
(>=2.50)	Jeff (3.00)
(2.00-2.49)	John (2.20)	Jr (2.20)	Andy (2.00)
(1.50-1.99)
(<1.50)	Ed (1.00)	Matt (1.00)

Just found buy one get one free tickets to Valley Forge...ALL ABOARD!!!!

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 34.09%)
(>=50%)	Jeff (80.00% / 4)
(30-49%)	Andy (44.44% / 4)	Jr (40.00% / 4)	John (40.00% / 2)
(1-29%)
(0%)	Ed (0.00%)	Matt (0.00%)

Sorry but I'm running out of Valley Forge jokes...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 6)
(0)	John (0)	Jeff (0)
(0 except at Cork)	Ed (1 at cork)
(1-2)	Andy (1)	Jr (2)	Matt (2)
(>=3)

 

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 53.33%)
(>=67%)	John (66.67%)
(50-66%)	Andy (60.00%)	Jr (57.14%)	Jeff (57.14%)	Ed/Ted (50.00%)
(26-49%)
(>=25%)	Matt (20.00%)

 

TOTALS FOR WEEK #6
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Matt
	1	4	3	0	9	4	0
	5	6	7	8	4	5	0
	2	2	3	3	0	0	2
	5	0	0	2	0	1	11
POWER RANKINGS	-5	12	10	1	22	11	-24

 

YTD TOTALS
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Matt
	20	38	13	6	66	21	14
	22	28	31	11	16	22	10
	30	17	27	15	6	21	17
	19	7	19	20	3	23	28
POWER RANKINGS	-6	73	-8	-32	136	-3	-35

 

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Ed starts the game with a 16...Ed hits a ton...on his next round Ed hits a 13...Jr takes the game out for our 1st win...

801-2  --  Jeff starts the game with a 95...Jeff hits a 140 set shot to give Jonny a chance at a double 4 out...Johnny and Andy miss...Jeff takes the game out for our 2nd win...

801-3  --  Ted hits a 140...our 1st loss...

801-4  -- Jeff starts the game with a ton...Andy hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out for our 3rd win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 1, 1, 1, 2, 0...Matt shoots 2, 0, 2, 0....our 2nd loss...

501-1  --  Jeff gets in...Jeff hits a ton...Johnny follows that up with a 17...our 3rd loss...

501-2  --  Ed gets in..>Ted hits a ton...4 missed outs then finally Ted takes the game out for our 4th win...

501-3  --  Jeff hits a 96 on...5 missed outs later and our 4th loss...

501-4 --  Ed, Jr, Ted, Ed all miss the in...Jr gets on...our 5th loss....

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 3, 3, 3, 1, 5...Johnny shoots 3, 2, 2, 3, 1...our 5th win...

501-5  --  Ed misses the in...Jr gets a 75 on...Ted follows that up with a 95...Jr hits a ton...but our 6th loss...

501-6  --  Jeff, Matt, Andy, Jeff, Matt, Andy, Jeff all miss the in...Matt gets in...Matt hits a 7...our 7th loss...

501-7  --  Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Ed takes the game out our 6th win...

501-8  --  Jeff gets in...Johnny hits a ton...Johnny takes the game out for our 7th win...

Cricket-3  -- Jr shoots 0, 3, 2, 2, 4, 0, 3, 4, 2, 2....Andy shoots 3, 0, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 1...our 8th win...and we win the night 8-7...

QUOTES

Quote of the night --> Andy --> I don't think Ed understands the game...

Jr (to Andy) --> see what happens when you don't show...we win 12-3....

Jeff (to Andy) --> I should stop investing in scoreboards and start investing in players...

Jeff (after Andy hits a 6) --> don't you have to babysit tonight???

Andy --> I couldn't beat my guy and he hit a 7

Andy --> best caddie ever since I "let him win"...

Andy (to Ted) --> if you are feeling better next week let me know and I'll punch you in the eye...

Andy --> if I shot darts as much as I masturbated I'd be good at darts too...

Jeff --> that's not good...Andy --> at least its getting back to you...

Andy (re Ted) --> he's throwing at 20 like it's responsible for his baldness...

Ed (to Ted) --> you suck...[Ted takes the game out]...Ed (to Ted) --> you are the best...

Drunk guy --> don't worry i'm taking her to the cemetery to get rid of her...

Andy (to Ed) --> pretend it's a house...

Ed --> how many weeks are left?  I am coming sober the rest of the year...

Andy --> Ted you will still be here...in spirit...

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

I'm seeing a pattern...we win until the food gets out...then we go in a lull...then after we digest we play good again...fairly decent week...well except for our casino connection...those two had a combined 9 fines...both had under 40 averages...both had a 1.0 cricket average...any chance either of you guys can start working night work...good job at the end of the night to all for winning the last 3 games to give us back to back winning weeks...we won the night 8-7...

Next week we play Currans at home...last time we played them they spanked us 3-12...let's try not to make that happen again...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (68.18); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (29 @ 19.86%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (93.15%); Double Ins - Jeff (18 @ 56.25%); Double Outs - Jeff (13 @ 41.94%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (2.54); >=3-mark rounds - John (17 @ 44.74%)/Jeff (18 @ 43.90%); Overall win % - John (63.83%); Fines (low) - Jeff (6)...

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Matt (44.20); Low Score - Andy (2); % of shots under 40 - Matt (45.54%); Missed Ins - Andy (5 @ 83.33%); Missed Outs - Andy (8 @ 100.00%)/Matt (25 @ 92.59%)/Ted (27 @ 87.10%)/Ed (31 @ 83.78%)/Jr (25  @ 83.33%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.24); 0-mark rounds - Ted (12 @ 30.77%); Overall Losing % - Matt (66.67%); Fines (high) - Jr (32)...