SUMMARY
Well week 4 was another snow out...so the season is pushed back another week...this week we played Currans...Johnny wasn't there so we played with 6 players...and we actually had a decent night winning 9-6...
THE LOW LIGHTS
"dolla bills" were under control last night...we only had 12 in fines...Bill had 1/3 of them with 4 in fines to collect the "Prestigious Skippy Award"...Bill had 1 under 20 and 3 squats in cricket...Jr had 3 in fines for 1 under 20 and 1 C-rule...Andy had 2 in fines for 2 squats in cricket...Ted had 2 in fines for 1 under 20 and 1 C-rule...Ed had 1 fine for under 20 and Jeff was fine free...
this week we hit our goal of a 50 team average with a very nice 53.59 average...Jr was the only shooter under a 45 average with a 44.78...
as team we shot 31.71% of our shots under a 40...that is a great improvement from last week...if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Jr led the mess with 54.55% of his shots under a 40...Bill had 35.29% of his shots under a 40...Ed had 34.78% of his shots under a 40...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...Jr (26.67), Bill (27.67), Jeff (32.50) and Ted (33.20)...
Bill shot a 3..Ted shot a 6...not liking all the single digit scores..
this week we had 10 missed ins...Ed and Jeff each had 3 missed ins...Jr and Bill each had 2 missed ins...Andy and Ted were a perfect 2 for 2 each...way to save us anchors...
this week we had 17 missed outs...Ed had 6 missed outs...Jr and Ted had 4 missed outs each..Bill had 2 missed outs...Andy had 1 missed out...Jeff was a perfect 3 for 3 at the outs...
Ed and Bill had the lowest cricket average of the night with a 1.00 each...Andy (1.14) and Ted (1.57) round out the under 2.0 club...
Ed and Bill each had a disgusting 3 0-mark rounds in cricket...Andy had 2 0-mark rounds and Ted had 1 0-mark round in cricket...
Everyone had over a 50% win rate...good job...
THE HIGH LIGHTS
this week our team average was 53.59...that's a great team average...we should do that every week...Jeff led the way with a 65.42 average...Ted (58.07), Andy (53.23) and Ed (52.83) round out the over 50 club...Bill (47.18) rounds out the over 45 club...
let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40.....Jeff led the way with 89.47% of his shots over a 40...Ted (21.74%) and Andy (27.78%) also shot mover than 70% of their shots over a 40...good job guys...see that wasn't too hard...Ed (43.00) and Andy (43.00) were the only shooters to average over a 40 every game...
this week we had 7 team tons...Andy led the way with 3 tons...Jeff and Ted each had 2 tons...Ed, Jr and Bill weren't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...
Jeff had the high score of the night with a 140 and 135...Andy had a 135 and Ted had a 130...
Andy and Ted each went a perfect 2 for 2 at the ins...Ed, Jr, Jeff and Bill each had 1 double in...
Jeff led the way with 3 double outs...Jr had 2 double outs...Andy and Ted each had 1 double out...
Jeff led the way with a 2.29 cricket average...Jr had a 2.14 cricket average to round out the over 2.0 club...
Jeff (3 @ 42.86%) led the way with 3 >=3-mark rounds...Jr and Ted each had 2 >=3-mark rounds...Ed, Andy and Bill each had 1 >=3-mark rounds...
Jr and Andy each had a 71.43% win rate...Ed, Jeff, Ted and Bill each had a 57.14% win rate...
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Ted throws a 130...and did it by T20, T20, D5??? where the hell a double 5 come into play??? Jr hits a 10...4 missed outs and our first loss...
801-2 -- Andy hits a 135...Skippy...wait I mean Bill hits a 3...with 91 left on the board Bill hits a 99...Jeff takes a 60 out...
801-3 -- Jr hits an 11...Ted hits a 6 and 2 bucks...Jr takes out a very impressive 91...
801-4 -- Jeff hits a 140 and follows it up with a 135 then the double out...good game ME!!!...haha
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 0, 0, 0...Ted shoots 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 1, 0...lots of 0's means LOSS...
501-1 -- Jeff and Bill miss the in...Andy hits the in...another loss...
501-2 -- Ed and Jr miss the in...Ted gets in...Ted takes the game out...
501-3 -- Jeff gets in...Jeff hits a 95...another loss...
501-4 -- Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Jr takes the game out...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 1, 4, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3...Bill shoots 0, 0, 1, 1, 4, 0, 1...like I said earlier...lots of 0's means LOSS...
501-5 -- Ed gets in...Ed hits a 15...Ted takes the game out...
501-6 -- Jeff and Bill miss the in...Andy gets on...Andy takes the game out...
501-7 -- Ed misses the in...Jr gets in..Ted hits a ton...4 missed outs and another loss...
501-8 -- Jeff misses the in...Bill gets a very nice 89 on...Andy follows that up with a ton...Jeff takes the game out...
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 2...Andy shoots 0, 4, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1...we see more 0's...but fortunately these two yahoos found a way to pull out the win..we end the night 9-6...
QUOTES
Quote of the night: Jr --> If Ed grabbed everyone's darts here he still couldn't take it out...
Andy --> 4 way tie for dollars...Ed --> we'll worry about that at the end of the night...Andy --> we'll worry about that throughout the night...
Jr (aiming at D1) --> I guess all I can hit is 20's...
Ed (complaining about a lack of blogging) --> Ted doesn't write anything down...Bill--> let's get an 18 year old stenographer...Jr --> yeha I know 3 of them...1 of them is in my trunk...I have to go down soon and crack the truck to let in some air...
Jr --> gotta slow down on wings...I'm getting sober...
Jeff (to Andy with 32 left) --> guess I will get a chance...Andy --> yeah at 7...
Jeff (to Ted) --> that's the first time I saw you hit 3 in same ...Jr --> and that includes women...
Ed --> was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...
Team --> Jr wait...Ed's 1st...Jr --> it'll still be like I'm 1st because there will still be 501 left...
Jeff --> Ed that was a trip in electronic darts...
Jr --> I can't be tied with Ted for dollar bills...I'm a drunk and he stinks...
Andy (when guy on other team hit a 2) --> who's auditioning for our team...
Jr --> that's what a good partner does...besides cuddling...
Ed --> do they have a patron saint of darts??? I need a medal for my chain...St Dartacus...Pray for me...
Jeff --> I'm feeling chatty on the blog...
Jr --> got the trip play tonight...In...C-rule...Out...and he did it with 22 average...
Jr (to Andy when Bill hits 3rd squat in cricket) -> I love you...
Andy --> last time I saw a beating like that teen suckoff was on the phone...
Ed (to Andy) --> April has jury duty...Andy --> I know...she told me...April ("to Jeff") --> I've been sequestered...
Jr (to John) --> you're a Pu$$y...
Andy (after Jeff misses an in) --> no wonder April can't get pregnant...no Jeff that's the a$$hole...
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
decent week especially with the snow week...normally we are pretty bad after a week off...good win...we are back home against Post Office (the old Daddy O's)...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (64.28); High Score - Jeff (180/140) and John (133)/Andy (135/133)...; Tons - Jeff (11 @ 13.10%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (83.33%); Double Ins - Jr (7 @ 43.75%) and Jeff (7 @ 36.84%); Double Outs - Jeff (8 @ 53.33)...
Cricket Average - Jeff (2.69); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (12 @ 48.00%); Overall win % - Bill (61.90%); Fines (low) - Jeff (5)
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Bill (43.02); Low Score - Bill (3); Under 9's - Ted/Bill (2); % of shots under 40 - Bill (48.15%)/Jr (48.10%); Missed Ins - Ed (13 @ 76.47%); Missed Outs - Ed (14 @ 93.33%)...
Low Cricket Average - Ed (1.24); 0-mark rounds - Ed (6 @ 22.22%); Overall Losing % - Ted (66.67%); Fines (high) - Jr/Andy/Ted (14)...
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