SUMMARY
Week 7 was a whooping...unfortunately we were on the wrong side...we lost to McNoodles 4-11...not exactly the best showing we had...people bringing chics to the bar...what has this team come to?
THE LOW LIGHTS
"dolla bills" were flying high again last night...we had 23 total team fines...and there was a 3 way tie going into the last cricket until Bill chucked up 2 squats in cricket to collect the "Prestigious Skippy Award"... Bill had 5 total fine...Bill had 1 under 20, 1 C-Rule, 1 missed in and 2 squats at cricket...Ed (2 under 20's, 1 missed in and 1 squat in cricket), Jeff (1 C-rule, 2 missed ins and 1 squat in cricket) and Ted (2 under 20's, 1 missed in and 1 squat in cricket) each had 4 in fines...Jr (2 under 20's and 1 missed ins)...Johnny had 2 missed ins and Andy had 1 missed in...
this week we missed our goal of a 50 team average with only a 48.92 team average...Jr led the low scores with a measly 38.79 average...Ted (40.20), Ed (43.37) and Bill (44.57) were the shooters not to reach a 45 average...
as team we shot 39.06% of our shots under a 40...that's a far cry from our 29% last week...but if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Jr (57.14%), Ted (57.14%), Ted (55.00%), Johnny (37.50%) and Ed (31.58%) all missed the mark by shooting more than 30% of their shots under a 40...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...Jr (20.50), Bill (25.33), Ed (28.50), Ted (29.33), Andy (35.50) and Johnny (36.25)...
Ed shot a 5 for the only single digit score of the night...
this week we had 13 missed ins...and we collected 9 in fines because of it...Ed and Jr each had 3 missed ins...Johnny and Jeff each had 2 missed ins....Andy, Ted and Bill each had 1 missed in...
this week we had 9 missed outs...mainly b/c we didn't get down to alot of out shots...Jr and Ted each had 3 missed outs...Ed, Andy and Bill each had 1 missed out...Johnny didn't even get a shot at an out...and Jeff was a perfect 2 for 2 at the out shots...
Bill had the lowest cricket average of the night with a 0.80....Ed (1.57) rounds out the under 2.0 club...
Bill had 3 0-mark rounds in cricket...Ed, Jeff and Ted each had 1 0-mark round in cricket...
Ed had a 0.0% (0-6) win rate...guess we need to look for a new number 1 and/or 2 for the "B" team....Ted (16.67%), Andy (20.00%), Bill (20.00%), Jr (28.57%) and Jeff (42.86%) were the shooters under a 50% win rate...
THE HIGH LIGHTS
this week our team average was a low 48.92...Jeff led the way with a very impressive 72.63 average...Johnny (49.98) and Andy (49.33) round out the over 50 club...
let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40...Jeff led the way with 90.48% (or 2 shots) of his shots over a 40...Andy (70.59% or 5 shots) also shot more than 70% of his shots over a 40...Jeff (57.80 -- which was higher than everyone else's regular average) was the only shooter to average over a 40 every game...
this week we had 8 team tons...Jeff led the way with 4 tons...Johnny had 2 tons...Jr and Andy had 1 ton each...Ed, Ted and Bill weren't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...
Jeff had the high score of the night with a 121...Jeff also shot one of his patented 112 ins...
Jeff had 4 ins (66.67%)...Ed, Jr, Ted and Bill each had 1 in...Andy went 0-1 at the ins and Johnny went 0-2 at the ins...
Jeff led the way with 2 double outs...Bill had 1 double out...
Jeff led the way with a 3.00 cricket average (which includes a squat shot)...Ted (2.50), Johnny (2.17) and Jr (2.17) round out the over 2.0 club...
Jeff (5 @ 71.43%) led the way with 5 >=3-mark rounds...Ted had 3 >=3-mark rounds...Johnny and Jr each had 2 >=3-mark rounds...Ed had 1 >=3-mark rounds...Bill didn't have any >=3-mark rounds...
Johnny had a 50.00% win rate...
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- The first game essentially set the pace for the night as we start with a loss...
801-2 -- Jeff starts with a 97...Andy hits a ton...Jeff hits a C-rule on his 3rd dart of a set shot...another loss...
801-3 -- Ed starts with a 76...Jr hits a 15...another loss...
801-4 -- Bill shoots a 75 and a buck...Jeff hits a 121...another loss...
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 0, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2...Ted shoots 2, 0, 1, 5, 3, 3, 2...2 squats looks like our 5th loss in a row...
501-1 -- Jeff gets on...hits a 95, 85 and then the out for our first win...
501-2 -- 2 missed ins....Bill gets a nice 77 on...Ed hits a 7...Jr shoots a ton...another loss...
501-3 -- A round of missed ins...Jeff hits a 72 on...Jeff hits a ton...another loss...
501-4 -- Jr gets in...Ted follows that up with an 11...3 missed outs and Bill finally takes the game out...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 4, 4, 5, 0, 3, 2, 3...Johnny shoots 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1...that's good enough for the win...
501-5 -- 4 missed ins...Ed gets in...Jr hits a 15...another loss...
501-6 -- A round of missed ins...Jeff hits his patented 112 on (shame it was a round too late)....Bill hits an 11...Johnny hits a ton...another loss....
501-7 -- Ed misses the in...Ted gets in...Ted hits a 15...Ed hits a 15....3 missed outs...another loss...
501-8 -- Jeff gets in...Johnny follows that up with a ton...Jeff hits a ton...Jr hits an 11...Jeff takes the game out...
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 2...Bill shoots 2, 2, 0, 0, 0...3 squats equals a loss...we finish the night 4-11...
QUOTES
Quote of the night: Ed --> It's not a comb over...it's a comb back...Andy --> "Bang Over"...
Ed --> I missed the out so Jr can catch up to Jeff...
Johnny (when Ted has 10 left) --> how you like single 5?....
Andy --> Ted you still with that girl? nice...one week anniversary...
Ed --> the chair in the aisle is a fire hazard...Jr --> Jeff's head blocking the door is a fire hazard...
Andy --> I think Ed is in love with me...
Andy --> some time I chub up too much and say sorry Liz i'm done...
Bill --> and she can't see it in the light either...
Andy --> Ted I need to know how long those bangs are...Johnny --> bangs don't start all the way back there...
Andy --> I told you about chubbing it up...show me your bangs...
Andy (to Ted) --> don't mind me...I think you're hot...
Ed --> I don't think I focused...
Jeff (to Ted) --> way to hit a double...
...and making a return appearance...guest blogger Ed....
Ed --> we need a tape recorder...is it in the budget...Andy --> if you keep shooting it is...
Ed (to Andy) --> Ted's girl might be coming up tonight...John --> is there a bachelor party or something?
Ed --> Andy you drinking coors light? Andy (after he just hit a 95) --> it's working...
Ed nominates Andy to be the new # 1 on the "B" team...Andy (to Ed) --> you just want to play with Jeff...Ed --> yes, I hate my 16% win rate...
Jeff (to Ed) --> I think i'm a 19 shooter (then Jeff shoots a 41)...Andy --> If I wanted that score we would have shot Johnny...
Andy --> I chub it up (sometimes) before a business meeting...
Editorial Note: at 9-3 on the losing end the Skippy Award leader is Jeff...Let's see what happens on the end result....1 game later we have a 3 way tie for the Skippy Award...and the last game Bill shoots 2 squat shots in cricket to sit a top alone for the Skippy Award....
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
pretty bad week...only one shooter over a 50 average...only 2 shooters with outs...lots of missed ins...6 squats in cricket...only a couple weeks left in the season...there were teams with missing scores but appears we are still around 4th place...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (65.29); High Score - Jeff (180/140) and John (133)/Andy (135/133)...; Tons - Jeff (23 @ 15.54%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (83.11%); Double Ins - Jeff (19 @ 54.29%); Double Outs - Jeff (12 @ 42.86%)...
Cricket Average - Jeff (2.74); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (25 @ 55.56%); Overall win % - Jeff (61.22%); Fines (low) - Jeff (12)
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Bill (44.03); Low Score - Bill (3); Under 9's - Ted (5); % of shots under 40 - Jr (47.52%); Missed Ins - Ed (21 @ 75.00%); Missed Outs - Johnny (19 @ 76.00%) and Ed (17 @ 89.47%)...
Low Cricket Average - Bill (1.18); 0-mark rounds - Ed (11 @ 23.40%); Overall Losing % - Ted (69.05%); Fines (high) - Ed (27) and Jr (27)...
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