Sunday, April 04, 2010

Darts 2010 - 2nd Half - Week 8- Beefseekers (home)

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SUMMARY

Week 8 we played Beefseekers...we only had 6 shooters and we won the night 9-6...

THE LOW LIGHTS

"dolla bills" keep piling up...this week we had 22 in total team fines...Andy owed 9 fines to collect the "Prestigious Skippy Award"...now that's a lot of fines there little loud man... Andy had 4 under 20's, 3 C-rules, 1 missed in and 1 squat in cricket....I guess he missed the other half of the boobie twins...Ed (3 squats in cricket), Jeff (1 under 20, 1 missed in and 1 squat in cricket), Ted (2 under 20's and 1 squat in cricket), and Bill 2 under 20's and 1 missed in) all had 3 in fines...Johnny had 1 under 20...

this week we missed our goal again of shooting a 50 team average by only throwing up a 49.10...obviously Andy didn't help with his measly 38.04 average...

as team we shot 36.43% of our shots under a 40...but if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Bill (54.17%), Andy (52.17%), Ted (31.82%) all missed the mark by shooting more than 30% of their shots under a 40...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...Johnny (27.33), Andy (28.00), Ed (32.33) and Bill (37.40)...

Jeff shot a Skippy-like 3 for the low score of the night...Andy and Bill each threw a 6...way too many single digit scores...

this week we only had 4 missed ins...Ed, Andy, Jeff and Bill each had 1 missed in...

this week we had 16 missed outs...Ted led the mess with 5 missed outs...Ed and Johnny each had 4 missed outs...Andy, Jeff and Bill each had 1 missed out...

Ed had the lowest cricket average of the night with a 0.88....Bill (1.40), Jeff (1.80) and Andy (1.83) round out the under 2.0 club...

Ed had 3 0-mark rounds...Andy, Jeff and Ted each had 1 0-mark round...

Everyone had over a 50% win rate...

THE HIGH LIGHTS

this week our team average was a 49.10...Jeff led the way with a 59.48 average...Ted (52.53) and Johnny (51.59) round out the over 50 club...Ed (47.27) and Bill (45.68) round out the over 45 club...

let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40...Jeff led the way with 79.17% (or 5 shots) of his shots over a 40...Ed (72.73% or 6 shots) and Johnny (70.83% or 7 shots) also shot more than 70% of their shots over a 40...Ted (43.33) and Jeff (40.67) were the only shooters to average over a 40 every game...

this week we had 7 team tons...Jeff led the way with 3 tons...Ed, Johnny, Ted and Bill each had 1 ton...Andy wasn't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...

Bill had the high score of the night with a 133...Ed shot a 105...

Jeff had 4 ins (80.00%)...Ed had 3 double ins...Johnny had 1 double in...Andy and Bill were both 0-1 at the ins...and Ted didn't even get a shot at the in...

Jeff led the way with 3 double outs...Ted had 2 double outs...Ed and Andy had 1 double out each...

Johnny led the way with a 2.60 cricket average...Ted (2.33) rounds out the over 2.0 club...

Johnny (3 @ 60.00%) led the way with 3 >=3-mark rounds...Ted (3 @ 33.33%) also had 3 >=3-mark rounds...Andy had 2 >=3-mark rounds...Ed, Jeff and Bill had 1 >=3-mark rounds each...

Jeff had a 71.43% win rate...Ed, Johnny, Andy, Ted and Bill each went 4-3 for a 57.14% win rate...

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1 -- Ted hit a ton...Ed finally has a shot over a 91...but wait it didn't count because he busted on the out...Ted takes the game out...

801-2 -- Andy shoots a 6, 14, and 13...Jeff shoots a 3...a f'n 3...can you believe that crap...I stink...obviously a loss...

801-3 -- Ted shoots a 15...Johnny shoots a ton...Ed shoots a 105...Ted takes out a 51....

801-4 -- Jeff shoots 2 tons...Andy takes the game out...

Cricket-1 -- Ted shoots 2, 2, 6, 1, 1, 3, 0, 4, 2...Ed shoots 1, 1, 0, 3, 0, 0, 1, 1...

501-1 -- A round of missed ins...Jeff hits a 72 on...Bill shoots a 17...Andy hits a C-rule...3 missed outs...sounds like a loss...

501-2 -- Ed gets in...Ted hits a 15...4 missed outs...another loss...

501-3 -- Jeff hits another 72 in...Bill hits a 17...Jeff hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out...

501-4 -- Ed misses the in...Johnny hits a 94 on...3 missed outs...another loss...

Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 3, 2, 0, 2, 2...Johnny shoots 3, 1, 5, 3, 1...that's good enough for the win...

501-5 -- Ed gets in...Ed takes the game out...

501-6 -- Jeff gets in...Andy hits a C-rule...Jeff takes the game out...

501-7 -- Ed gets in...Johnny hits a 12...another loss...

501-8 -- Jeff gets in...Bill shoots a 133...Jeff takes the game out...

Cricket-3 -- Andy shoots 4, 0, 1, 2, 1, 3...Bill shoots 1, 3, 1, 1, 1...another loss...we finish the night 9-6...

QUOTES

Quote of the night: Jeff (to Andy) --> just hit the board...

Ed --> I need a winning percentage...

Ed --> Hey Bill...need another coffee...nah you're good...

Ed --> woohoo I got a winning percentage...

Ed (after Jeff hits a 3) --> all I know is his name will be in the list that you don't want your name in...

Andy --> we no longer keep low score stats...

Ed (re: Ted) --> the guy gets laid all the time and look what happens...

CI --> Happy Thanksgiving...

Andy (when Johnny missed double 1) --> ball cock...

Ed --> I gotta leave...I gotta date...Johnny --> let me know how CI's cock tastes...

Jeff (to Andy) --> I think one of you idiots took a game out...Andy --> that rolled so easily off your tongue...

Andy --> bangover discount...Johnny --> he's got his own airbag...

NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

we continue to play well with only 6 shooters...we chucked Johnny into Jr's spot and put Bill into Johnny's spot...everyone finished the night with a winning %...Andy didn't like hitting high numbers....and yes Jeff chucked a 3...can you believe that??? on the bright side it was 3 in the same number...a lot of you idiots can't say that....haha...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (64.57); High Score - Jeff (180/140) and John (133)/Andy (135/133)/Bill (133)...; Tons - Jeff (26 @ 15.12%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (82.56%); Double Ins - Jeff (23 @ 57.50%); Double Outs - Jeff (15 @ 46.88%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (2.62); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (26 @ 52.00%); Overall win % - Jeff (62.50%); Fines (low) - Jeff (15)

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Bill (44.30); Low Score - Jeff/Bill (3); Under 9's - Ted (5); % of shots under 40 - Bill (47.93%); Missed Ins - Ed (22 @ 68.75%); Missed Outs - Ed (21 @ 87.50%)...

Low Cricket Average - Bill (1.22); 0-mark rounds - Ed (14 @ 25.45%); Overall Losing % - Ted (65.31%); Fines (high) - Ed (30)...

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