SUMMARY
after 5 winning weeks in a row you knew something bad was about to happen...and week 6 was the one that finally caught up to us...holy crap did we play bad...only one word can sum up the night...PATHETIC!!!! we had 3 shooters (Ed, Jr and Skippy) who combined averaged 39.82 in '01....then in cricket we had 3 shooters (Ed, John and Skippy) who averaged 0.95 ... it was painful to watch and even more painful to play ....never saw the team get out of a bar so quickly...let's hope we just had a bad week and this doesn't become a sign of things to come...oh yeah to top it all off we won only 2 f'n games...and we had 3 shooters (Ed, Jr and Ted) with "0" wins....really???? that might be the first time that ever happened in all the years we played....let's see it costs 5 in fines if you get shut out in '01 ...so i'm thinking getting shut out for the whole night has to be what about 20???
THE STATS
| FINES (TEAM 24) | ||||
(0-1) |
Jeff (1 missed in) | |||
|
(2) |
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(3-6) |
Ted (2 under 20, 1 missed in) | Ed (2 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in) | ||
(5) |
John (1 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in, 2 squats in cricket) | Jr (2 under 20, 2 C-rule, 1 missed in) | Skippy (4 under 20, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket) | |
Jr and Johnny are this week's winners of the "Prestigious Skippy Award" with 5 in fines...Skippy had 6 in fines which Andy will have the pleasure of paying...
| '01 AVERAGE (TEAM 47.23) | |||
|
(>=55) |
Jeff (66.74) | ||
|
(45-54) |
John (49.79) | Ted (47.41) | |
|
(40-45) |
Jr (41.57) | Skippy (40.54) | |
|
(<40) |
Ed (37.36) | ||
we missed our goal of a 50 team average by shooting a 47.23 team average...After Ed's 60 average last week he goes back to reality with a 37 average...I guess we can blame it on all the candy he ate...
| % OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 57.02%) | ||||
|
(>=80%) |
Jeff (84.21%) | |||
|
(67-79%) |
||||
|
(51-67%) |
John (63.16%) | Ted (61.90%) | Ed (52.38%) | |
|
(<=50%) |
Skippy (45.00%) | Jr (38.10%) | ||
Jeff had over 80% of his shots over a 40 for the 6th week in a row...Skippy and Jr were both below 50%...I mean Jr was at 38% .... that means he had 13 shots out of 21 under a 40...not very good...
| TONS (TEAM 9) | |||
|
(>=3) |
Jeff (6) | ||
|
(1-2) |
Ed (1) | John (1) | Skippy (1) |
|
(0) |
Jr (0) | Ted (0) | "NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES" |
back to single digit tons....Jeff had 6 of them vs 3 combined for the remaining 5 shooters...still have 2 shooters "not in the mood" and 3 shooters with only 1 ton each...you guys can do better...
| HIGH SCORE (TEAM 135) | ||||
|
(>100) |
John (135) | Jeff (121, 114, 112) | ||
|
(100) |
Ed (100) | Skippy (100) | ||
|
(75-99) |
Ted (85) | Jr (83) | ||
|
(<75) |
||||
4 high tons this week...
| LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 33.00) | ||||
|
(>=50) |
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|
(40-49) |
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|
(30-39) |
Ted (35.83) | Jeff (33.00) | John (32.00) | |
|
(<30) |
Ed (23.50) | Jr (21.00) | Skippy (21.00) | |
horrible...3 shooters in the 30's...3 shooters in the 20's....
| SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 1) | |||||
|
(0) |
Ed | John | Jr | Jeff | Ted |
|
(1) |
Skippy (1) | ||||
|
(>1) |
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Skippy shot a 6...
| DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 10mi / 44.44%) | ||||
|
(>=75%) |
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|
(50-75%) |
Jeff (3di / 2mi / 60.00%) | John (1di / 1mi / 50.00%) | Ted (1di / 1mi / 50.00%) | |
|
(1-49%) |
Ed (2di / 3mi / 40.00%) | Jr (1di / 2mi / 33.33%) | ||
|
(0%) |
Skippy (0di / 1mi / 0.00%) | |||
double digit missed ins...
| DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 2do / 10mo / 16.67%) | ||||
|
(>=2) |
Jeff (2do / 0mo / 100.00%) | |||
|
(1) |
||||
|
(0) |
Ed (0do / 2mo / 0.00%) | John (0do / 1mo / 0.00%) | Jr (0do / 3mo / 0.00%) | Ted / Skippy (0do/2mo/0.00%) |
only 1 shooter with a double out...ughghgh
| CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 2.90) | |||
|
(>=2.50) |
Jeff (2.89) | ||
|
(2.00-2.49) |
Ted (2.25) | ||
|
(1.50-1.99) |
Jr (1.80) | ||
|
(<1.50) |
Ed (1.20) | John (0.89) | Skippy (0.75) |
2 shooters with over a 2.0 average....3 shooters under 1.20 ....that's an easy way to 3 cricket losses...
| >=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 27.78%) | |||
|
(>=50%) |
Jeff (55.56%) | Ted (50.00%) | |
|
(30-49%) |
Jr (40.00%) | ||
|
(1-29%) |
John (11.11%) | ||
|
(0%) |
Ed (0.00%) | Skippy (0.00%) | |
2 shooters with over 50% ... and 3 shooters under 12% ...
| 0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 8) | ||||
|
(0) |
Jeff (0) | Ted (0) | ||
|
(0 except at Cork) |
Ed (1 at cork) | Jr (1 at cork) | ||
|
(1-2) |
Skippy (2) | |||
|
(>=3) |
John (4) | |||
from 3 0-mark rounds the past 2 weeks to 8 this week...we're moving in the wrong direction...
| WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 13.33%) | ||||
|
(>=67%) |
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|
(50-66%) |
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|
(26-49%) |
John (28.57%) | Jeff (28.57%) | Skippy (28.57%) | |
|
(<=25%) |
Ed (0.00%) | Jr (0.00%) | Ted (0.00%) | |
holy embarrassing batman...3 shooters with 0.00% win rate...we're going to have to take a vote on how much in fines we can assess for that pathetic display...don't get me wrong...28.57% isn't something to write home about either...
| TOTALS FOR WEEK #6 | ||||||||
| Ed | John | Jr | Andy | Jeff | Ted | Skippy | Matt/Big Mike | |
|
|
1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|
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3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
|
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3 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
|
|
6 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 0 |
| POWER RANKINGS | -10 | -5 | -12 | 0 | 19 | -1 | -16 | 0 |
5 out of 6 shooters in the negative...that shows how our night went...
| 1ST HALF YTD TOTALS | ||||||||
| Ed | John | Jr | Andy | Jeff | Ted | Skippy | Matt/Big Mike | |
|
|
16 | 34 | 11 | 11 | 59 | 18 | 0 | 3 |
|
|
28 | 22 | 13 | 13 | 15 | 15 | 2 | 4 |
|
|
20 | 14 | 32 | 15 | 4 | 19 | 4 | 7 |
|
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14 | 8 | 22 | 12 | 0 | 11 | 7 | 12 |
| POWER RANKINGS | 12 | 60 | -41 | -4 | 129 | 10 | -16 | -21 |
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Jr chucks a C-rule...Ed hits a ton...our 1st loss...
801-2 -- Skippy hits a 19...our 2nd loss...
501-1 -- Ed, Jr, Ted miss the in...Ed gets in...Ted hits a 15...our 3rd loss...
501-2 -- Jeff gets in...Jeff hits a ton...Skippy hits a 15...Jeff bangs out another ton...Jeff takes the game out...our 1st win....and a "Game of NoocH"....
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 2, 2, 1, 0, 1...Ted shoots 1, 4, 3, 1...our 4th loss...
801-3 -- Jeff hits a ton...John chucks a 10 + C-rule...Skippy hits a ton...our 5th loss...
501-3 -- Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Jr chucks a C-rule...our 6th loss...
501-4 -- Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...Jeff hits a 121...Jeff takes the game out....our 2nd win....
501-5 -- Ed gets in...Ed chucks a C-rule...3 missed outs and our 7th loss...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 2, 5, 1, 5, 3, 4, 1, 3, 2...Johnny shoots 2, 0, 1, 3, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0 ...from the best cricket game this week to this pathetic display...John had 4 0-mark rounds this week compared to 1 total in the prior 5 weeks...our 8th loss...
801-4 -- Ed chucks a 17...Jr chucks a 19...Ted chucks a 19...3 missed outs and our 9th loss...
501-6 -- Jeff gets in...our 10th loss...
501-7 -- Ed and Jr miss the in...Ted gets in...Ed follows that up with a 10...Jr chucks a 17...our 11th loss...
501-8 -- Jeff, John, Skippy miss the in....Jeff gets in with his patented 112...Skippy chucks a 6...Johnny bangs out a 135...Jeff just missed taking out a 130 by only hitting a 114 and missing the double 8....2 missed outs later and our 12th loss...
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 1, 4, 3, 0, 1...Skippy shoots 2, 0, 1, 0...our 13th loss...we get our asses handed to us 2-13.....
QUOTES
Jeff (to Skippy) --> what's going on Larry the Cable guy....
Jeff --> keep that up and we'll rename C-rule to Jr rule...
John --> I don't like our chances of a comeback...
Ed --> what's their status... John --> 1 and 0 soon...
Ed --> it's early in the night...but late in the game...
Ed --> this might rival Big Mike's week...
Jr --> I banged April last Friday...
John --> EDITORIAL NOTE: my C-rule was out of anger....
Skippy --> I don't think I miss this...
Jeff (to Ted) --> go all colonel klenk on this...
Ed --> skinny jeans and boots...I'm losing it...
Jr --> we might not get under 400....
Ed --> we're gonna blame it on halloween...I ate too much candy...
John --> it's ok...just make it quick and painless....
NEW RULE --> if you miss a week you pay the fines for the person who had to sub for you...EDITORIAL NOTE --> so Andy that mean +5 for you...and Ted that means +12 for you...I like our new rule....
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
remember the slow starts the previous 2 weeks....well we had another slow start and this time we forgot to go on a winning streak...it was probably the most disgusting display of so called dart shooting I've seen in a long time...but let's look on the bright side...we racked up 24 in fines....plus whatever we decide to levy on the 0.00% club....at least we can put this behind us and hopefully shoot better next week when we take our long ass venture to JD McGuillicuddys.....
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (69.19); High Score - Jeff/Ted (180); Tons - Jeff (29 @ 24.17%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (87.50%); Double Ins - Jeff (17 @ 56.67%); Double Outs - Jeff (15 @ 53.57%)...
Cricket Average - Jeff (3.13); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (19 @ 52.78%); Overall win % - John/Jeff (64.29%); Fines (low) - Jeff (7)...
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Jr (42.96); Low Score - Ted/Ed (3); % of shots under 40 - Jr (50.00%); Missed Ins - Ed (16 @ 55.17%)/John (10 @ 76.92%); Missed Outs - Andy (16 @ 88.89%)/John (17 @ 77.27%)/Jr (17 @ 71.83%)...
Low Cricket Average - Jr (1.49); 0-mark rounds - Ed (7 @ 20.59%)/Ted (6 @ 22.22%); Overall Losing % - Jr (54.76%); Fines (high) - Jr (35)...
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