Darts 2013/2014 - 1st Half - JD McGuillicuddy's (away)

SUMMARY

it's week 7...and we are starting a bad streak...2 losing weeks in a row...not very good...so after being in 1st place for the 1st 5 weeks of the season we drop all the way to 3rd place after this week...here's the sobering news...if playoffs started today we would have to go back to Roxborough again...so pick up the pace we don't want to make that trek again...let's either come in 1st or 2nd so at least we have a home playoff game...buckle down these last couple of weeks...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 15)
(0-1)	Jeff (0)	John (1 C-rule)
(2)	Andy (1 under 20, 1 C-rule)	Ted (1 under 20, 1 missed out)
(3-6)	Skippy (3 under 20, 1 missed out)
(6)	Ed (4 under 20, 1 missed out, 1 squat in cricket)

Ed is this week's winner of the "Prestigious Skippy Award" with 6 in fines...Skippy had 4 in fines which should make Jr happy since if Jr was there he'd probably owe at least that...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 51.33)
(>=55)	Jeff (59.96)	John (59.31)	Ted (55.71) / Andy (54.64)
(45-54)
(40-45)	Ed (40.51)
(<40)	Skippy (37.86)

we hit goal of a 50 team average by shooting a 51.33 team average...I'm taking blogging privilege to let Andy round up to a 55...

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 59.56%)
(>=80%)
(67-79%)	Jeff (76.19%)	John (71.43%)	Ted (68.00%)
(51-67%)
(<=50%)	Andy (50.00%)	Ed (48.00%)	Skippy (46.15%)

After 6 weeks in a row Jeff missed shooting over 80% of his shots over a 40...this investigative jouranlist found Jeff got robbed on his last shot of the night with 72 left he hit a 32 for a great set shot that Johnny took out... I might have to file a formal protest...haha....but i'll take over 75% for 7 weeks in a row...3 shooters tonight with over 2/3 of their shots over a 40...and 3 shooters with 50% or less...now that's unacceptable...

TONS (TEAM 10)
(>=3)	John (3)
(1-2)	Andy (2)	Jeff (2)	Ted (2) / Ed (1)
(0)	Skippy (0)		"NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

finally back to double digit tons...and it's nice to see mostly everyone contribute....Johnny had the most tons this week with 3...Skippy was the only shooter "not in the mood" this week...

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 133)
(>100)	Ed (133)	Andy (117)
(100)	John (100)	Jeff (100)	Ted (100)
(75-99)	Skippy (95)
(<75)

2 high tons this week...

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 39.25)
(>=50)	Jeff (54.67)
(40-49)	John (48.00)
(30-39)	Ted (39.00)	Andy (36.33)	Skippy (30.00)
(<30)	Ed (17.00)

3 shooters in the 30's...1 shooter in the teens...not very good boys...

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 1)
(0)	Ed	John	Jeff	Ted	Skippy
(1)	Andy (1)
(>1)

Andy shot a 6...

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 3mi / 72.73%)
(>=75%)	Ted (2di / 0mi / 100.00%)	John (1di / 0mi / 100.00%)	Jeff (3di / 1mi / 75.00%)
(50-75%)	Ed (2di / 2mi / 50.00%)
(1-49%)
(0%)

only 3 missed ins...that's a great job...Andy and Skippy didn't even get a shot at an in...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 6do / 14mo / 30.00%)
(>=2)	Jeff (3do / 1mo / 75.00%)	John (2do / 0mo / 100.00%)
(1)	Ted (1do / 4mo / 20.00%)
(0)	Ed (0do / 3mo / 0.00%)	Andy (0do / 3mo / 0.00%)	Skippy (0do / 3mo / 0.00%)

3 shooters with double out....3 other shooters went 0-9 at the outs...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.99)
(>=2.50)	Jeff (3.20)
(2.00-2.49)	Ed (2.29)	Ted (2.14)
(1.50-1.99)	Andy (1.60)	John (1.50)
(<1.50)	Skippy (1.00)

3 shooters with under a 1.6 average....3 shooters with over a 2.0 average...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 27.27%)
(>=50%)	Jeff (60.00%)
(30-49%)	Ted (42.86%)
(1-29%)	Ed (28.57%)	Andy (20.00%)
(0%)	John (0.00%)	Skippy (0.00%)

2 shooters without any >= 3-mark rounds....that's not very good...

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 4)
(0)	Jeff (0)	John (0)
(0 except at Cork)	Andy (1 at cork)	Skippy (1 at cork)	Ted (1 at cork)
(1-2)	Ed (1)
(>=3)

only 1 real squat shot this week...3 shooters with squats at cork...2 shooters with no squats...

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 46.67%)
(>=67%)	John (85.71%)	Jeff (85.71%)	Andy (71.43%)
(50-66%)
(26-49%)
(<=25%)	Ed (14.29%)	Ted (14.29%)	Skippy (14.29%)

3 shooters with a 14.29% win rate...ouch...

TOTALS FOR WEEK #7
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt/Big Mike
	2	8	0	3	10	3	1	0
	3	3	0	4	3	8	1	0
	3	1	0	3	0	1	3	0
	5	1	0	2	0	1	7	0
POWER RANKINGS	-6	16	0	3	23	11	-14	0

Only Skippy and Ed in the negative this week...

1ST HALF YTD TOTALS
	Ed	John	Jr	Andy	Jeff	Ted	Skippy	Matt/Big Mike
	18	42	11	14	69	21	1	3
	31	25	13	17	18	23	3	4
	23	15	32	18	4	20	7	7
	19	9	22	14	0	12	14	12
POWER RANKINGS	6	76	-41	-1	152	21	-30	-21

 

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Ed chucks a 13...our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Jeff hits a ton...Johnny follows it up with a ton...Andy does what he does best...right left the out for Jeff to hit...our 1st win...

501-1  --  Ed gets in...Ted hits a ton...Ted takes the game out...our 2nd win...

501-2  --  Jeff gets in...John follows it up with a ton...Andy follows it up with a 6 + C-rule...Johnny takes the game out for our 3rd win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 4, 6, 0, 2, 1, 2, 1...Ted shoots 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 2, 0...they jump out to a nice lead but can't hold on to win....our 2nd loss...

801-3  --  Johnny chucks a C-rule...Jeff hits a ton...our 3rd loss...

501-3  --  Ed misses the in...Ted gets in...Ed hits a 133...Skippy chucks a 17...3 missed outs and our 4th loss...

501-4 --  Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in with a nice 80...Andy follows that up with a ton...Jeff takes the game out...our 4th win...

501-5  --  Ed misses the in...Ted gets a nice 82 in...Ed chucks a 14...and next round Ed chucks a 10....our 5th loss...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 5, 2, 2, 4, 3...Johnny shoots 1, 2, 1, 2 ...our 5th win...

801-4  -- Skip chucks a 19...Ed follows up it win an 11...our 6th loss...

501-6  --  Jeff gets in...Jeff takes the game out...our 6th win...

501-7  --  Ed gets in...Skippy chucks a 10...Ted hits a ton...7 missed outs...our 7th loss...

501-8  --  Jeff gets in...Johnny follows that up with a ton...Andy follows that up with a 117...Johnny takes the game out for our 7th win...

Cricket-3  -- Andy shoots 1, 4, 1, 0, 2...Skippy shoots 1, 1, 2, 1, 0...our 8th loss...we lose the night 7-8...

QUOTES

Andy --> I hope their team is good b/c it's going to be a long game with your team...

Ed --> where's Jr ... John --> he's still sick from looking at his stats from last week...

John (to Skippy) --> maybe you're a 19 shooter  ...  Skippy --> I don't shoot straight... John --> good 19's not straight...

Ed (to Skip) --> must be date night...you're wearing sleeves...

Ed (to Ted in cricket) --> did we need a single 3???

Andy (to Skip) --> we going to buy any businesses tonight???

Ed (after hits 133) --> of course my dad ain't here to see it...

Skippy --> I hate you guys...

Ed --> why doesn't Ted go first... Jeff --> you are still grandfathered in...

Andy (to Skippy) --> yeah buck shot...

John (to Skippy ) --> 19's are wide open...

John (after Ed hits 27) --> that's your highest score this game...

John (re: Skip) --> stubborn like a mule...

I think their guy just crapped himself...

Denise --> Skippy sitting 3 games in a row killed his mojo...

Skip --> that's my wife...what's wrong with you retards...

NEW RULE --> if you miss a week you pay the fines for the person who had to sub for you...EDITORIAL NOTE --> so Andy that mean +5 for you...and Ted that means +12 for you...I like our new rule....

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

remember the slow starts the previous 2 weeks....well we had another slow start and this time we forgot to go on a winning streak...it was probably the most disgusting display of so called dart shooting I've seen in a long time...but let's look on the bright side...we racked up 24 in fines....plus whatever we decide to levy on the 0.00% club....at least we can put this behind us and hopefully shoot better next week when we take our long ass venture to JD McGuillicuddys.....

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (67.87); High Score - Jeff/Ted (180); Tons - Jeff (31 @ 21.99%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (85.82%); Double Ins - Jeff (20 @ 58.82%); Double Outs - Jeff (18 @ 56.25%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (3.14); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (22 @ 53.66%); Overall win % - John/Jeff (67.35%); Fines (low) - Jeff (7)...

 

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Jr (42.96); Low Score - Ted/Ed (3); % of shots under 40 - Jr (50.00%); Missed Ins - Ed (18 @ 54.55%)/John (10 @ 71.43%); Missed Outs - Andy (19 @ 90.48%)...

Low Cricket Average - Jr (1.49); 0-mark rounds - Jr (9 @ 21.43%); Overall Losing % - Ed/Ted (57.14%); Fines (high) - Jr (35)...