Sunday, November 23, 2008

Darts 2009 - 1st Half - Week 9 - Forrest Hills (home)

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SUMMARY

week 9 we played Forrest Hills at home...figure a nice .500 week and we might be able to avoid going for a 20 mile journey to the hills of Roxborough/Manayunk to play CJ & Ecks in the playoffs...unfortunately Forrest Hills either is really bad or is sandbagging...as we put a whipping on them to finish the night 11-4...we had a 50.89 team average, 10 team tons, only 8 missed ins...5 shooters with a double out...on the not so good side we only had a 1.83 team cricket average, 22 in fines and 26 missed outs...they don't sound like stats to be winning in division 4 by a score of 11-4...the standings still aren't up as of Sunday as I'm writing this...but I'd have to assume we're a lock for 3rd place in the division...week 10 will feature Tacony at CJ & Ecks and Ashton at Coaches...

THE LOW LIGHTS

"dolla bills" were high once again this week...we had 22 in fines...in total we owed 7 for under 20, 3 for missed ins, 5 for squats at cricket, 6 for missed outs and 1 C-rule...ughghgh...Ted had 6 in fines and captured the prestigious "Skippy Award"....he had 1 missed in, 2 missed outs and 3 squats in cricket...Ed owed 4 in fines...1 for under 20, 2 for missed outs and 1 for squat at cricket...Jr had 4 in fines...1 for C-rule, 1 for missed in and 2 for missed outs...Andy had 4 in fines...3 for under 20 and 1 squat at cricket...Johnny owed 2 in fines...2 for under 20...Bill had 2 in fines...1 for under 20 and 1 for missed in...Jeff went fine free...

Jr posted the lowest average of the night at 41.04...Andy only shot a 41.13...and Johnny rounds out the under 45 club with a 43.70...

as a team we had 37.78% of our shots under a 40...if we look under the covers once again we see that the following culprits had at least 1 game average under a 40...Andy (24.33), Ed (26.29), Johnny (28.75), Bill (33.67) and Jr (37.20)...the following shooters had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Ed (55.00%), Andy (50.00%), Johnny (45.00%) and Jr (43.75%)...2 shooters with more than 50% of their shots under a 40....that's pretty bad...Ed has 55% of his shots under a 40 but winds up with a 53.85 average...interesting...

Ed (9) had the only score in the single digits this week...

We are back to single digit missed ins...this week we only had 8 missed in...good job...Bill had 3 missed ins, Ed had 2 missed ins, Jr, Jeff and Ted each had 1 missed in...Jr went a perfect 1 for 1 and Andy didn't even get a shot at an out...

We had a disgusting 26 missed outs this week...Ted led the crap parade with 7 missed outs, Ed was right behind him with 6 missed outs...followed closely y Jr and Andy with 5 missed outs each...Bill had 2 missed outs....Johnny had 1 missed out...Jeff went a perfect 3 for 3 at the outs...

Ted posts the lowest cricket average...this week Ted only averaged a horrid 1.00 cricket average...not good by any standards...Jr (1.56), Andy (1.63) and Ed (1.67) had averages under a 2.0...

Andy and Ted each had 3 0-mark rounds in cricket...Ed and Jr each had 1 0-mark cricket rounds...that's a lot of misses...

Everyone finished the night with over a 50% win rate...

THE HIGH LIGHTS

this week we had a team average of 50.89...In a surprise turn of events Ted has the highest average of the night with a 60.82...Jeff (59.88), Bill (53.87) and Ed (53.85) round out the over 50 club...And of course I did the calcs if I didn't bust on the 76 out...I would have had a 62.96 average...damn right church wrong pew...

let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40.....Ted (53.17) and Jeff (46.25) were the only two shooter to average over a 40 in every game...Jeff (85.00% or 3 shots), Bill (77.78% or 4 shots) and Ted (I'll let him slide through with 31.82% or 7 shots) were the only shooters to have over 70% of their shots over a 40...

this week we had 10 team tons...Jeff led the way with 4 tons...Ed and Ted had 2 each...Johnny and Bill had 1 ton...Jr and Andy weren't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...

Ed had the high score of the night with 140...good job Ed...

Jr (3 @ 75.00%) led the way with double ins this week...Jeff (2 @ 66.67%), Johnny (1 @ 100%), Ed (1 @ 33.33%) and Bill (1 @ 25.00%) had the other double ins...

Jeff led the way with 3 double outs...Bill had 2 double outs...and Ed, Johnny and Ted each had 1 double out...

Johnny led the way with a very nice 2.75 cricket average to once again capture the YTD lead over Jeff by .02...it's a close race and whoever shoots better next week will pick up the YTD title...Jeff had a 2.40 average to round out the over 2.0 club...How we won all 3 games of cricket with only 2 shooters over a 2.0 average is beyond me...

Johnny led the way with 3 @ 75.00% >=3-mark rounds...Jeff posted 2 @ 40.00% >=3-mark rounds...Jr posted 2 @ 22.22% >=3-mark rounds...Ed and Andy each had 1 >=3-mark rounds...

Johnny led this week with a 100.00% win rate (ie 6-0)...Jeff and Andy each had a 83.33% win rate...Jr (66.67%), Bill (60.00%), Ted (57.14%) and Ed (50.00%) round out the over 50% win rate....

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1 -- Ed shoots a 86...follows that up 2 rounds later with a 9 then the following round nails a 140...way to be consistent...ughghgh....Ted hits a 85 and 89...9 missed outs and our first loss of the night...

801-2 -- Jeff hits a ton and then hits the out to tie us up 1-1...

801-3 -- Ted has a nice run in the middle rounds with a 81, 66, 100...but 4 missed outs later we're down 1-2...

801-4 -- Jeff starts the game with back to back tons...and then finished the game with the 50 out...after 801 we are tied 2-2...

501-1 -- Ed misses the in...Jr gets on...Ted follows that with a ton...Bill from early on predicts a "come from ahead loss"...which after 6 more missed outs comes true...we are now 2-3...

501-2 -- Jeff missed the in...Bill gets on...Andy promptly follows that up with a 17...ughghgh...Jeff nails a ton followed by Bill's 92...another loss...we are now 2-4...

501-3 -- Ed missed the in...Jr gets on with a 42...the next few rounds we're pretty good so here goes...Ted (70), Ed (116), Jr (62), Ted (60), and Ed (85)...Ed then takes the game out on his next round...very nice game guys...

501-4 -- Jeff hits a 62 in shot...Johnny follows that up with a 13....Andy hits a 17....Jeff follows that up with a T20, S8, D13 (instead of the double 4) and busts on 76....but the next round I take the game out to tie us up for the night at 4-4...

501-5 -- Ed gets on...Ted takes the game out...

501-6 -- Jeff gets on...this time Johnny follows up with a ton...but of course we can't ever have 3 good things happen in a row...as Bill follows that up with an 11...Jeff follows that up with an 85...which is promptly followed up by a 13 by Johnny...Johnny redeems himself by taking the double 7 out...

501-7 -- We knew it was bound to happen...that's right 4 missed ins...Jr gets in...Bill hits a 79 then his next round hits a 70 double out...good shot Bill...

501-8 -- Bill misses the in shot...Johnny hits the in...Andy follows that up with an 84...Bill hits a 108...and then 4 missed outs....Bill takes the double 1 out and after the '01 games we are up 8-4....

Cricket-1 -- An ugly game where we see Ed have 1 squat and Ted have 3 squats...Ed had a 4 mark round sprinkled in...somehow they pull off the win...here's the recap...Ed shoots 2, 0, 4, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1....Ted shoots 0, 1, 0, 1, 2, 2, 0, 2, 1....ugly....

Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 2, 1, 4, 2, 3...Johnny shoots 3, 3, 3, 2...Jeff hits 2.40 and Johnny 2.75...obviously a win...good game guys...

Cricket-3 -- Andy hits a 7 mark round, a squat shot and goes 0-6 at cork...ughghghgh...let's recap...Jr shoots 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 1, 0, 2, 3....Andy shoots 7, 2, 0, 1, 1, 2, 0, 0...I don't know how these two characters keep winning...but I'll take it...

Quote of the night: Andy --> "Anyone want a taste"....as he's flexing....

Jeff --> "We need to hire a secretary to keep track of the blog"....Andy --> "yeah and bl*w j*bs"...

Jeff (to Dougie Fresh) --> After Dougie shoots a 33..."Maybe you are a pool shooter"...

Ed (to Andy) --> "You been eating a lot or something"...Jr --> "yeah a lot of c*ck"...

Jeff (as Andy's wife) --> "Andy barely gets in"...

Jr (to Ted after Ted hits a ton) --> "Are you drinking coffee"...

Jr (to Ed) --> "Ed Purdue"...

Jr (to Andy) --> "You got a comb over on your back hair"...

Jeff --> "Any way we can play Ed and Ted all 3 games of cricket"

Chris from FH (to Ed) --> "It was nice shooting against you"...since Ted didn't show up in the cricket game...

Jr (to Andy while shooting at cork) --> "If I had money, I'd put in on my shoe before you"...

NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

Well a crazy ride this week...we played right around average this week in my estimation but come out on top 11-4....On the good side we had 4 shooters over a 50 average, we had double digit tons, only single digit missed ins, and 2 shooters over a 2.0 in cricket...on the not so good side....we had 3 shooters under a 45 average, we had a horrid 26 missed outs, and 4 shooters under a 2.0 average in cricket...

Next week we are off for Thanksgiving...hopefully everyone has a nice Turkey Day....In two weeks we play away against Coach's...it's our last regular season week...after that we will most likely play away in the first round of the playoffs against CJ & Ecks...

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (62.98); High Score - Jeff (180); Tons - Jeff (27 @ 14.52%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (84.95%); Double Ins - Jeff (23 @ 62.16%); Double Outs - Jeff (17 @ 44.74%)...

Cricket Average - Johnny (2.49); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (21 @ 41.18%) and Johnny (19 @ 42.22%); Overall win % - Jeff (63.33%); Fines (low) - Jeff (8)

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Jr (46.08); Low Score - Ed (3), Bill (3); Under 9's - Ed (7); % of shots under 40 - Ted (41.99%); Missed Ins - Ed (26 @ 61.47%) / Johnny (12 @ 75.00%); Missed Outs - Andy (32 @ 82.05%)...

Low Cricket Average - Ted (1.56); 0-mark rounds - Andy (16 @ 24.24%); Overall Losing % - Ed (59.02%); Fines (high) - Andy (42)...

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