SUMMARY
for the third week in a row we start out like crap and lose the week...this week we lost 7-8 to Prince Cafe...there isn't much to write home about this week...this week we had a lowly 46.23 average...wow that's pretty f'n low...i guess if i don't hit over a 60 average we're in big trouble...we only had 5 tons...we had 19 missed outs...at least in cricket we had a team average of 2.08....but we dropped our first 7 games...that's f'n embarrassing...and i couldn't hit the side of a f'n barn...now I realize how it feels to shoot like most of you...very f'n annoying...
THE LOW LIGHTS
"dolla bills" weren't too high this week...this week we had 12in fines...Ted and Bill led the way with 3 each...Ted had 2 under 20's and a squat in cricket...Bill had 3 under 20's...Ed had 2 under 20's...Jr had 1 under 20 and 1 sqauat in cricket...Johnny had 1 c-rule...and Andy had 1 under 20...Jeff was fine free...
Bill shoots a horrendous 26.47 average....i guess i don't feel that bad for not getting him in that many games...actually I do...but at least his average helps me ease the pain...haha...Ed shot a 41.04 average...and Jr shot a 44.08 average to round out the under 45 club...
lets look "under the covers" this week...we shot 42.11% of our shots under a 40....that's not very good...but if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...Bill led the crap parade with 62.50% of his shots under a 40...Ed had 54.55% of his shots under a 40...Jr (42.11%), Andy (40.91%), Jeff (40.91%) and Ted (35.29%) all fell short of our less than 30% goal...yup you read that right...i shot about as bad as i could shoot and for the first time this half wind up on this miserable list...it sucks shooting bad...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...these are their lowest game average...let me classify these for you...here's the pathetic category...Ed (20.75), Bill (22.33) and Ted (26.00)...3 shooters under a 30 average...not very good...the still not so good category...Jr (30.50), Andy (36.00) and Jeff (38.40)...are you kidding me...i'm in 2 suck ass categories in one week...i need to be cut...
We had 7 under 9's this week...now that's a ridiculously huge amount of single digit shots...at least when i suck i shoot a 26...not this single digit bs....Ed (3, 8), Bill (9, 7), Ted (9, 7), Jr (5)...7 rounds and a total of 48 points...at least i didn't contribute to this mess...
we had 6 missed ins this week...that's a decent job...Ed (I may now be the #3 guy) went 0-3 at the ins...ughghgh...Jr had 2 missed ins...and Jeff had 1 missed in...
this week we had 19 missed outs...that's way too many at this level...we have to hit the outs when we get opportunities...Andy led the way with 4 missed outs...Everyone else (except Bill) had 3 missed outs...not good at all...
Andy got benched again in cricket based on his lowly 1.0 average last week...this week half our shooters had under a 2.0 average...Jr (1.63), Ted (1.86) and Bill (1.86)...
we had 3 squat shots at cricket...Ted had 2 and Jr had 1 squat at cricket...
Andy and Bill only had a 33.33% win rate each...Ed, Johnny and Jeff only had a 42.86% win rate to round out the under 50% win rate club...
THE HIGH LIGHTS
we break our 3 week in a row streak of shooting a team average over 50...this week we only have a 46.23 team average...that's bad by any standards...Johnny had the highest average this week with a 51.35...Jeff shot a 50.98 to round out the over 50 club...and Andy (48.43) and Ted (48.04) round out the over 45 club...
let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40...Johnny (42.00) was the only shooter with over a 40 average every game...good job Johnny...Johnny (69.57% or 7 shots) slides through with rounding as the only shooter with over 70% of his shots over a 40...
this week we had 5 team tons...Johnny led the way with 2 tons...Ed, Andy and Jeff had 1 ton each...Jr, Ted and Bill weren't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...
Andy had the high score of the night with a 124...
Johnny led the way (2 @ 100.00%) at the double ins...Jr and Jeff had 2 double ins each...Ted and Bill were both 1 for 1 at the ins...Ed shot a horrendous 0-3...and Andy didn't even get a shot at the ins...
Ed and Jeff had 2 double outs each...Johnny (0-3), Jr (0-3), Andy (0-4), Ted (0-3) didn't do quite so well...
Jeff led the night with a solid 2.83 average in cricket...Ed (2.25) and Johnny (2.00) round out the over 2.0 club...
for the 2nd week in a row we had lots of >=3-mark rounds...Jeff led the way with (4 @ 66.67%)....Ed (3), Ted (2), Bill (2) Johnny (1) and Jr (1)....
Jr and Ted finish the night with a 50.00% win rate...
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Ted shoots an 11...Ed shoots a 1000...Ted backs that up with an 81...Jr shoots a 5...our first loss of the night...
801-2 -- Andy shoots a 13 in a losing effort...
801-3 -- Bill starts the game with a 9...Ed follows that up with a 22...Ted follows that up with a 95....Ed hits a 13 and a 3...Ted shoots out of order in another loss....
801-4 -- Johnny was on fire this game with a 97 and 2 tons...but unfortunately the rest of us sucked and we lose our 4th straight...and after 801 we are losing 0-4...
501-1 -- Jeff switches things up a bit...he throws out the even shooters...Johnny, Andy, Ted...Johnny gets on...Ted shoots a 9....but that's now 5 in a row losses...
501-2 -- Now it's the time for the odd shooters...Ed, Jr and Jeff...Ed misses the in shoot (surprise, surprise)...Jr gets in...Ed shoots an 8...so much for switching things up as we fall for our 6th straight loss...
501-3 -- 2 missed ins...Bill gets on...Bill hits a 7 and 19 for a less than stellar game...and you guessed it...7 straight losses...are you f'n kidding me???? in case you didn't know...i hate losing...
501-4 -- Jeff hits a 68 on...Johnny follows that up with a 79...Jeff hits his first trip 20 of the night with an 85...it takes me 4 games to hit a trip 20...I stink...but Jeff takes the game out...woohoo...our first win...
501-5 -- Jr hits a very nice 92 on...Ted hits a 7...Ed takes the game out...our 2nd straight win...
501-6 -- Jeff gets on and the next round hits a 100...Then 2 rounds later Jeff takes the game out...
501-7 -- 2 missed ins...Ted gets in...5 missed outs...but eventually Ed takes the game out for the win and to save his team a buck each on the missed outs...
501-8 -- Jeff misses the in...Johnny hits a 52 in...Andy bangs a 124...and with 139 left Jeff steps to the board...trip 20, trip 13...and with 40 left...just a bit high at the double 20...and 4 missed outs later we lose...
Cricket-1 -- Ed shoots 5, 1, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3...Ted shoots 0, 1, 4, 5, 1, 2, 0...good enough for a win...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 4, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3...Johnny shoots 3, 1, 2, 2, 2...another win...
Cricket-3 -- Jr shoots 1, 2, 1, 0, 1, 2, 4, 2...Bill shoots 2, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2...a good come from behind win...and we rally back from 0-7 to 7-8 ....
Quotes and Recap
Andy and Jr don't have a pre-party...but decide to have an appletini each on the tab...next time it's coming out of your pocket for 6 bucks each...
Quote of the night: Jr --> if we're gonna lose we're gonna lose f'd up...
Jr (to Andy) --> Every time Mary gets one you should get one...Andy --> I can't keep up...
Jeff (to Ted when he hits 7) --> shoot out of order next time...
John wants to tag Mary O...
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
just plain old bad week...not too much to be happy about...we have to stop getting out to a slow start...it's completely unacceptable to lose 7 games in a row...that's 3 losing weeks in a row...that sucks...we have to start doing better...next week we play Coach's at home...let's come ready to play next week...we have to start getting ready for the playoffs...thank goodness everyone makes it...because at the rate we are going we might wind up in last place...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (63.47); High Score - Johnny (171); Tons - Jeff (22 @ 14.57%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (84.77%); Double Ins - Jeff (18 @ 62.07%); Double Outs - Jeff (15 @ 48.39%)...
Cricket Average - Jeff (2.99); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (30 @ 63.83%); Overall win % - Johnny (68.29%); Fines (low) - Jeff (5)...
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Ed (41.69); Low Score - Ted (1); Under 9's - Jr (8); % of shots under 40 - Ed (53.24%); Missed Ins - Ed (18 @ 75.00%); Missed Outs - Andy (22 @ 81.48%) / Bill (6 @ 85.71%)...
Low Cricket Average - Andy (1.00); 0-mark rounds - Andy (11 @ 36.67%); Overall Losing % - Jr (40.42%)/Bill (40.61%); Fines (high) - Ed (35)...
1 comment:
Woo-hoo! I had the high average. What a sucky week.
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