SUMMARY
week 3 we played Prince Cafe...one of their guys hit a 180...Andy was a late minute scratch for the 2nd week in a row...we held an impromptu for short notice 2 weeks in a row that he should be fined 5 for each week...but maybe we'll let it slide since we win when he's not here...haha...we didn't do anything too dramatic this week but played fairly consistently...and once again this reporter has no f'n idea how we keep winning...we finished the night 10-5...good week guys...
THE LOW LIGHTS
"dolla bills" "dolla bills"...this week we had 22 in total fines...and the winner of the prestigious "Skippy Award" this week is Bill with 7 in fines...that's alot of cabbage....Bill had 3 under 20's, 2 C-rules, 1 missed in and 1 missed out...jeez Andy can shoot that bad drunk...Ed (2 missed ins and 2 squats at cricket) and Johnny (1 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in and 1 missed out) both had 4 in fines...Ted had 3 in fines for 1 under 20 and 2 missed ins...Jr had 2 fines for missed ins...Jeff had 2 in fines (1 missed in and 1 missed out)...Andy had 0 in fines...oh wait make that 10 in fines for late minute call outs...
Johnny "I was drinking since 2" Dlugokinski fell off the wagon and shot a measly 40.62 average...Jr continues to be on this list with only a 42.78 average to round out the under 45 club...
as team we shot 39.72% of our shots under a 40...if we look deeper under the covers once again we see that these culprits had more than 30% of their shots under a 40......Johnny had 52.17% of his shots under a 40...Jr (48.00%), Ted (47.83%) and Bill (45.45%) all had more than 30% of their shots under a 40...and the following shooters had at least 1 game average under a 40...Bill (25.50), Johnny (31.17), Ted (31.67), Jr (32.67) and Ed (38.33)...
Bill was the only shooter with a score in the single digits this week...Bill shot a 7...
this week we had 11 missed ins...Jr led the mess with 3 missed ins, Ed, Jeff and Ted all had 2 missed ins...Johnny and Bill each had 1 missed in...
We struggled with the outs...we had 22 missed outs...Bill led the "I can't hit the double ring" fiasco with 5 missed outs...Johnny, Jr and Jeff all had 4 missed outs...Ted had 3 missed outs...and Ed had 2 missed outs...once again with 22 missed outs I have to ask..."how do we keep f'n winning???"...
Ted posts the lowest cricket average of the night with a 1.20...Ed and Jr each shot a 1.33...And Bill rounds out the under 2.0 club with a 1.83...
Ed continues chucking the squats in cricket...he had 2 0-mark rounds...Jr, Ted and Bill each had 1 0-mark cricket round...
Everyone finished the night with over a 50% win rate...nice job...
THE HIGH LIGHTS
for the third week in a row we missed our goal of over a 50 team average...as a team we came in with a 48.50 average...Jeff had the highest average of the night with a 65.31 (and for those keeping score at home I did that with only 1 ton...oh wait I had a ton of 95's...like the play on words)...Ed pulls his head out of his butt this week and throws a nice 49.41 average...nice turnaround Ed...Bill (47.51) and Ted (45.37) round out the over 45 club...
let's look "over the covers" again this week...i think it's important to recognize the people that average over a 40 every game...and those shooters that shoot better than 70% of their shots over a 40.....Jeff was the only shooter who shot over a 40 average in each game...actually his lowest average was an impressive 57.50 (which for the 2nd week in a row was higher than everyone else's regular average)...Jeff (86.96% or 3 shots) and Ed (68.00% or 8 shots) were the shooters to have over 70% of their shots over a 40...Since Ed had such a nice week I let him sneak in there just below the mendoza line...
this week we had 3 team tons...Ed, Jr and Jeff each had 1 ton...Johnny, Ted and Bill weren't "in the mood" to have any scores in the triple digits...
Jr had the high score of the night with a very nice 133...
Jeff (3 @ 60.00%) and Jr (3 @ 50.00%) led the way with double ins this week...Ed and Johnnyeach had 1 double in...Bill went 0-1 and Ted went 0-2...
Jeff led the way with 3 double outs...Ed and Ted had 2 double outs each...Johnny and Bill had 1 double out each...Jr went 0-4 at the double outs...
Jeff vying for top spot stepped up and hit a nice 3.25 average...Johnny shot a 2.00 average to round out the over 2.0 club...
Jeff (2@ 50.00%) had 2 >=3-mark rounds...Ed, Johnny and Bill each had 1 >=3-mark rounds....
Johnny and Jeff had an impressive 85.71% win rate...Bill had a 71.43% win rate...Ed, Jr and Ted each had a 57.14% win rate...
THE QUOTES & RECAP
801-1 -- Jr shoots a 133...Ed takes the game out...and for the first time in 3 weeks we win our first game...
801-2 -- Bill hits a 7...Jeff forgets how to hit tons and hit a 95...Bill chucks a C-rule...our first loss...
801-3 -- Nothing too exciting in this game...so for a stretch we'll say Ted hit an 85, Ed hit an 80 and Jr hit a 79...but a loss nonetheless...
801-4 -- John chucks a C-rule...Bill hits an 11 and 2 bucks...Jeff hits another 95...Johnny takes the game out...we're all knotted up 2-2...
Cricket-1 -- Ed starts the game again with a squat shot...and adds another one at the end of the game...Ed shoots 0, 2, 2, 3, 0, 1...Ted shoots 1, 2, 2, 1, 0...that looks like a loss to me...
501-1 -- 4 missed ins...Johnny gets on...Bill hits an 11...Jeff hits another 95...Jeff takes the game out...
501-2 -- Jr gets on...Ed hits a ton...Ted takes the game out...
501-3 -- Jeff gets on...hits another 95...and takes the game out...
501-4 -- 7 missed ins...Ed gets in...Ted takes the game out...
Cricket-2 -- Jeff shoots 3, 2, 7, 1...Johnny shoots 3, 1, 2, 2...seems quite likely that was a win...
501-5 -- Jr gets on...Jr hit's 8 5's...Ted hits an 11...Ed takes the game out...
501-6 -- Jeff gets on...6 missed outs and then Bill finally takes the game out...
501-7 -- Jr gets on...Ed hits an Eddie...and our 7 game win streak ends...
501-8 -- Jeff gets on...Johnny hits a 13...Jeff finally hits a ton...Jeff takes the game out...
Cricket-3 -- Jr goes from first to almost worst this week...after 2 weeks of dominating performances in cricket Jr throws a lowly 1.33 tonight...Jr shoots 2, 1, 2, 1, 0, 2...Bill filling in for the absent Andy AGAIN shoots 5, 2, 1, 2, 1, 0...we end the night with a loss...but overall we won 10-5...
QUOTES
Quote of the night: Jeff (to Ted) --> that's how the good guys do it...don't you want to be a good guy...
Ed --> I throw 3 fat 20's then I throw that crap...
Bill (while the song little black backpack is on) --> I don't wanna...win this game...
Jr (during Ed and Ted's cricket game) --> Ted 2 trip 10's...Ed a trip 10....in case we were counting...
Jr (when Jeff and John miss the in) --> let's go dollars...I didn't say dodgers...
their captain calls for their guy and says Marco...Jeff --> Polo
Ed --> she's looking good...she's looking older...
Ed --> thank god for Jeff....Jeff --> at least you make sense...
John (when Ed shoots lefty) --> at least that shot was higher...
Jr (as Ted shoots 41) --> way to stay hot kid...
Jr --> the Ed with a "T" will get that....
Ed getting stinky pinky at all night skate...
Jr --> me and Andy twitter back and forth about what to say to make blog...
Ed (to Ted) --> you suck...go skate at palace and sippie cup...
Bill --> I thought I was gonna get my 1st patch...Jeff --> for what? hitting your 1st triple?
Guy from other team --> your scorekeeper (Ed) is funny...Jeff --> you want him? i'm releasing him on waivers...
Guy from other team --> points at Ted and says "He's under 42???"...
Ed laughs at "Pete Rose up there"...
NOTE: if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...
CONCLUSION
well everyone seemed a bit relaxed this week...couple people were stewy...some were sick from flu shots...all kinds of craziness going on...imagine if the little loud guy actually shows up...he sometimes has some amusing things to say himself...don't let the wins and losses fool you...we shot average at best tonight...but I'll take the wins...good job... next week we play our first away game at Post Office Cafe...let's hope their bar is ready...
YTD Leaders
Average - Jeff (65.08); High Score - Jeff (139); Tons - Jeff (10 @ 15.63%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (87.50%); Double Ins - Jeff and Jr (6 @ 42.86%); Double Outs - Jeff (6 @ 50.00%)...
Cricket Average - Jr (2.76) -- a .72 point decrease from last week and now only 0.01 ahead of Jeff; >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (8 @ 50.00%); Overall win % - Jeff/Johnny (70.00%); Fines (low) - Jeff (4)
And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...
YTD LOSER Leaders
Low Average - Jr (41.11); Low Score - Ed/Ted/Bill (7); Under 9's - Ed (2); % of shots under 40 - Jr (55.56%); Missed Ins - Jeff / Jr (8 @ 57.14%); Missed Outs - Ted (12 @ 70.59%) and Bill (12 @ 80.00%)...
Low Cricket Average - Ed (1.06); 0-mark rounds - Ed (5 @ 25.00%) and Andy (2 @ 40.00%); Overall Losing % - Andy (66.66%); Fines (high) - Ed (16)...
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