Friday, March 29, 2013

Darts 2012/2013 - 2nd Half - McNoodles (away)

Darts-2013 2nd Half Commentary

SUMMARY

Week 9 and we are away (but actually at home) against McNoodles...Andy takes the night off and we welcome back Skippy....we go from double digit wins last week to double digit losses this week...not a good week by any stretch of the imagination...

THE STATS

FINES (TEAM 22)
(0-1) Jeff (1 under 20)      
(2-3) John (1 under 20 and 1 squat in cricket) Jr (1 under 20 and 1 missed in)    
(>3) Ed (2 under 20, 1 C-rule, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket) Skippy (1 under 20, 3 C-rules, 1 squat in cricket)    
(7) Ted (2 under 20, 3 C-rules, 1 missed in, 1 squat in cricket)      

Skippy comes back and a bunch of "Skippy" shooting went on last night...7 C-rules...8 under 20's...3 missed ins...4 squats in cricket...at least we didn't owe any for double outs...oh wait that's probably b/c we didn't get down to the outs often enough...this week Ted wins the "prestigious" Skippy award with 7 in fines...

'01 AVERAGE (TEAM 51.79)
(>=55) Jeff (73.28)    
(45-54) Skippy (53.15) John (51.51) Ted (45.57)
(40-45) Jr (44.56) Ed (42.67)  
(<40)      

2nd week in a row with over a 50 team average...3 shooters over a 50...but 2 shooters under a 45....

% OF SHOTS OVER 40 (TEAM 61.79%)
(>=80%)        
(67-79%) John (73.68%) Ted (66.67%)    
(51-67%) Skippy (65.00%) Jeff (63.16%) Jr (61.90%)  
(<=50%) Ed (45.45%)      

after 8 consecutive weeks with over 80% of his shots over a 40 Jeff craps the bed with a measly 63.16% of his shots over a 40 this week...it was a very slow start for Jeff...having 5 under 40 shots in the 2 801 games alone...even Skippy had a higher percent this week....if I didn't make up for it with a 73 average I'd cut myself...at least John and Ted had more than 2/3 of their shots over a 40...and then there is Ed with less than 50%...

TONS (TEAM 11)
(>=3) Jeff (3)    
(1-2) John (2) / Jr (2) Ted (2) Skippy (2)
(0) Ed   "NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHUCK TRIPLE DIGIT SCORES"

for the 2nd week in a row we had double digit tons...everyone had at least 2 tons this week....well except for Ed who wasn't "in the mood" to chuck any triple digit shots...

HIGH SCORE (TEAM 140)
(>100) Jeff (140, 135) Jr (133) John (117) Skippy (109)
(100) Ted (100)      
(75-99) Ed (88)      
(<75)        

5 scores over 100...very good....

LOW GAME AVERAGE (TEAM 30.67)
(>=50)        
(40-49)        
(30-39) John (35.00) Skippy (34.00) Jeff (33.17)  
(<30) Ed (29.67) Jr (29.00) Ted (27.00)  

6 out of 6 low game averages below a 40...that's not very playoff worthy...

SINGLE DIGIT SCORES (TEAM 1)
(0) Ed / John Jr Jeff Ted Skippy
(1)          
(>1)          

The one single digit score was a 0 where Ed busted on a 57...

DOUBLE INS (TEAM 8di / 7mi / 53.33%)
(>=75%) John (2di / 0mi / 100.00%)      
(50-75%) Jr (2di / 1mi / 66.67%) Jeff (2di / 2mi / 50.00%)    
(1-49%) Ed (2di / 3mi / 40.00%)      
(0%) Ted (0di / 1mi / 0.00%)      

at least we are back to single digit missed ins...and 4 of them were in one game...Skippy didn't even have a shot at an in...

DOUBLE OUTS (TEAM 4do / 10mo / 10%)
(>=2)        
(1) Ed (1do / 0mo / 100.00%) John (1do / 2mo / 33.33%) Jeff (1do/3mo/25.00%) Ted (1do/2mo/33.33%)
(0) Jr (0do / 1mo / 0.00%) Skippy (0do / 2mo / 0.00%)    

4 shooters with an out...2 shooters with no outs....only 10 missed outs....but that's because we weren't getting down to many outs...

CRICKET AVERAGE (TEAM 1.78)
(>=2.50) Jeff (4.43)    
(2.00-2.49)      
(1.50-1.99) Skippy (1.56)    
(<1.50) Jr (1.40) Ed (1.20) Ted (1.00) / John (0.83)

1 shooter above a 4.0 average....oh yeah that was me....5 shooters under a 1.60 average....that's absolutely horrible....and I gotta call out my boy Johnny posting a measly 0.83....we are going to have to start winning some cricket games if we expect to go anywhere in the playoffs...

>=3 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 26.19%)
(>=50%) Jeff (100.00%)    
(30-49%)      
(1-29%) Skippy (22.22%) Ted (20.00%) Jr (10.00%)
(0%) Ed (0.00%) John (0.00%)  

Jeff went 7-7 in >=3 mark rounds...very impressive....compare that to the 4 >=3-mark rounds total for the remaining 5 shooters....

0 MARK CRICKET ROUNDS (TEAM 8)
(0) Jeff (0)      
(0 except at Cork) Jr (2 at cork)      
(1-2) Ed (1) John (2) Skippy (1)  
(>=3)        

Everyone had at least one squat in cricket....well except Jeff (see previous section)....

WIN PERCENTAGE (TEAM 33.33%)
(>=67%)        
(50-66%)        
(26-49%) John (42.86%) Jeff (42.86%) Ed/Jr/Ted/Skippy (28.57%)  
(<=25%)        

everyone under a 50.00% win rate...ughghghghghgh....

TOTALS FOR WEEK #9
  Ed John Jr Andy Jeff Ted Skippy Matt
1 3 2 0 8 1 2 0
1 5 4 0 2 5 2 0
6 3 4 0 3 2 7 0
5 2 3 0 0 4 1 0
POWER RANKINGS -13 4 -2 0 15 -3 -3 0

every in the positive power rankings...that might be a first...awesome job...

2ND HALF YTD TOTALS
  Ed John Jr Andy Jeff Ted Skippy Matt
20 37 21 18 78 27 7 0
35 34 44 20 24 45 10 0
40 30 33 16 14 21 14 0
22 16 19 17 1 18 20 0
POWER RANKINGS -9 46 15 6 164 42 -30 0

Ed's stay at positive rankings was short lived....at least Skippy has someone joining him below the mendoza line

THE QUOTES & RECAP

801-1  --  Ed starts the game with a 10+2bucks...Jr follows that up with a 133...Ted chucks a C-rule...Ed busts on a 57...our 1st loss...

801-2  --  Skippy shots a 14...Jeff hits an 11...Johnny follows that up with a ton....but our 2nd loss.....

801-3  --  Jr chucks a 19...Ed chucks a 17 then the next round Ed chucks an 18...Ted hits a ton...but our 3rd loss...

801-4  -- whole bunch of nothing going on until Johnny finally takes the game out for our 1st win...

Cricket-1  --  Ed shoots 2, 1, 1, 2, 0...Ted shoots 0, 3, 1, 0, 1...our 4th loss...

501-1  --  Jeff gets in...John hits a 97...Skippy misses at D8...our 5th loss...

501-2  --  Ed gets in...Ted hits an 11...Ted takes the game out for our 2nd win...

501-3  --  Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...Jeff hits a 140 and collects $20 from Skippy...Johnny follows that up with a 13...Skippy follows that up with a 109 where he started with a T18 and pushes me away and proceeds to throw at D25 which was not the correct shot and wound up leaving us with 5 remaining...3 missed outs later and our 6th loss...

501-4 --  Ed, Jr, Ted, Ed all miss the in...Jr gets in...Ted follows that up with a ton...our 7th loss...

Cricket-2  --  Jeff shoots 3, 3, 4, 5, 7, 5, 4...Johnny shoots 1, 2, 0, 1, 1, 0...our 3rd win...

501-5  --  Ed misses the in...Jr gets in...Ted follows that up with an 11....our 8th loss...

501-6  --  Jeff gets in...John follows that up with a 117...Skippy follows that up with a 103....Jeff follows that up with a 135....Jeff takes the game out and completes a "Mega Game of NoocH"...that would be the in...a ton on only scoring shot...and the out...our 4th win...

501-7  --  Ed gets in...Jr hits a ton...Ted chucks a C-rule...Ed takes the game out...our 5th win...

501-8  --  Jeff misses the in...Johnny gets in...Skippy follows that up with a 98...Jeff follows that up with a ton...but our 9th loss...

Cricket-3  -- Jr shoots 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 0, 0, 1...Skippy shoots 3, 2, 2, 1, 0, 1, 1, 3, 1 ...game went on way too long if you aren't going to win...our 10th loss and we lose the night 5-10...

QUOTES

John --> we have harmony here....

Bill makes a guest appearance...

Ed (to Skip) --> you are the only one who bitches...

Skippy --> I bet my team wins more than yours....Ed --> duh....EDITORIAL COMMENT --> Skippy was wrong...everyone had 2 wins each in '01 games....

Ed --> I'm gay....Johnny --> I'm happy too....

John --> iceberg dead ahead...

Bill --> that 30 looks huge up there...

Skip --> how'd we lose this...Jeff --> you missed the double 8....

John --> I smell a $5 game here...plus missed ins...

Jeff --> yeah a diet coke and a calculator....

Ed --> spanked

Jr --> stranger danger...

John --> who's got the gong....

Ed --> Skip got a lot of tons including that 109 that f'd you that game...

Bill --> don't f' up the 2 game winning streak...

Someone wrote on the score sheet during my cricket game that "Jeff is da man"....and amazingly it wasn't me...

NOTE:  if you want it in the blog just write it on the sheet...I don't discriminate...

CONCLUSION

ok...as much as I love double digit wins....I hate double digit losses even more....the only thing consistent last night was our inconsistency...we only have 1 week left in the regular season...and that is next week at home against Hemmingways....let's try and refocus and get ready for a playoff run....

YTD Leaders

Average - Jeff (66.60); High Score - Jeff (180) / John (171); Tons - Jeff (34 @ 18.58%); % of shots over 40 - Jeff (83.06%); Double Ins - Jeff (24 @ 53.33%); Double Outs - Jeff (15 @ 42.86%)...

Cricket Average - Jeff (3.03); >=3-mark rounds - Jeff (31 @ 54.39%); Overall win % - Jeff (69.84%); Fines (low) - Andy/Jeff (16)...

 

And by popular demand...other people wanted to see their names too...so I guess the only way to do that is put up a YTD Loser Leader section...unfortunately I don't think you want to be on this list...

YTD LOSER Leaders

Low Average - Skippy (43.37) / Ed (45.94); Low Score - Ed (4); % of shots under 40 - Skippy (53.42%) / Ed (43.52%); Missed Ins - Ed (26 @ 57.78%)/Andy (6 @ 75.71%)/Ted (13 @ 68.42%); Missed Outs - John (26 @ 72.22%) / Skippy (9 @ 90.00%)...

Low Cricket Average - Skippy (1.44) / Andy (1.52); 0-mark rounds - Jr (12 @ 18.18%)/Andy (8 @ 23.53%); Overall Losing % - Ed (53.97%); Fines (high) - Ed (37)...

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